Darth Jar Jar

That Tony Milllionaire comic is the only good thing to be linked with jar jar binks.

This guy gets it...

Jar Jar Binks being a Sith Lord would make Episodes 1-3 worthwhile. It'd be the biggest troll.

If it wasn't for JarJar's manipulation of analking and padme, senator palpatine would never be able to overthrow the senate.

  On 12/30/2016 at 3:12 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

i love the prequels and think anakin is great, can totally see how he turns into vader. very watchable films with great dialogue and superb characters that are so believable you can practically reach out and touch them. honestly, jar jar is just the icing on the cake. fucking george lucas, true mastermind imo.

"Practically reach out and touch them"?  When I watched the prequels, I literally reached my hands out and felt Natalie Portman and Jar Jar's boobies.  Fucking Ewan McGregor put his hand out from the screen and asked me to support him in his Jedi battle, and I did.  His hand was very warm.

I'm fully onboard with this theory, but it makes the prequels even worse knowing that Lucas had good intentions at one point and purposely fucked them up