The Big Star Wars Thread *SPOILERS ABOUND*

First actual (non-trailer) clip from Solo:

tbh the only star wars thing from the last decade that has successfully become bedded deep in long term memory for me has been that han solo song from the kinect game

1 star war please

wow his voice sucks

jesus that clip. someone take the music out, there's so much dead air.

  On 5/4/2018 at 11:02 PM, zaphod said:

jesus that clip. someone take the music out, there's so much dead air.

it also looks weirdly low budget for how much money is presumably being shovelled into this franchise

The SW live action show will be set 7 yrs after ROTJ:

https://io9.gizmodo.com/jon-favreaus-live-action-star-wars-show-will-be-set-in-1825951046

who gives a shit

I'll probably hatewatch it.

  On 5/12/2018 at 6:44 PM, Gocab said:

I'll probably hatewatch it.

  On 5/12/2018 at 5:32 PM, dr lopez said:

who gives a shit

lol

  On 5/4/2018 at 11:21 PM, Cryptowen said:

 

  On 5/4/2018 at 11:02 PM, zaphod said:

jesus that clip. someone take the music out, there's so much dead air.

it also looks weirdly low budget for how much money is presumably being shovelled into this franchise

Press reviews are positive... predictable story (duh, Star Wars), but overall enjoyable. Might be a decent movie after all!

This is not a test.

Lando movie next.

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/05/16/star-wars-lando-calrissian-movie-donald-glover/

These guys express my feelings for Star Wars so much better than I ever could.

  On 5/16/2018 at 4:57 PM, olo said:

This is not a test.

 

Lando movie next.

 

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/05/16/star-wars-lando-calrissian-movie-donald-glover/

That was Premiere Magazine misquoting Kennedy... there isn't a Lando movie planned.

  On 5/16/2018 at 5:25 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 5/16/2018 at 4:57 PM, olo said:

This is not a test.

 

Lando movie next.

 

http://comicbook.com/starwars/2018/05/16/star-wars-lando-calrissian-movie-donald-glover/

That was Premiere Magazine misquoting Kennedy... there isn't a Lando movie planned...yet.

 

fixt

I'm eager for the Lobot spin off

FYI

jesus fucking christ

and that’s a good thing (and it’s beautiful)

lol

  On 5/18/2018 at 6:46 PM, dr lopez said:

jesus fucking christ

  On 5/18/2018 at 6:46 PM, dr lopez said:

jesus fucking christ

?

really?

yeah. This stuff makes 0 sense. People caring about this is identical to Rubin Farr caring about extended universe garbage. Except it’s somehow worse because giving Disney a bunch of money is woke now.

Lando “identifies” as pansexual according to that article. no he doesn’t. He’s a fictional character from a movie. Movie characters exist inside of the movie: what they do and say in the film. They don’t have outside character sheets that lists their charisma points and who they want to fuck.

If, in a Star Wars movie, there were two male characters who were suckin and fuckin then we can talk. But given than any sort of display of sex in Star Wars is extremely limited and Puritan i sincerely doubt we see anything other than vague homosocial suggestions. The extent of sex in Star Wars is “I love you” “I know” and “I hate sand” and then kissing, so all this forced posturing on twitter for likes is extremely stupid to me. It means nothing.

The idea that people like Star Wars more because some guy on twitter says that there is one twilek (again, fictional) out there in a fictional world who likes shoving his tails into a guys asshole instead of a pussy is baffling to me.