Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)

  On 1/11/2017 at 7:53 AM, Lane Visitor said:

"Inquiring mouths want to drink pee."

 

  On 1/11/2017 at 4:23 AM, Candiru said:

His press conference is gonna be off the chain.

i've been waiting 6 months for it. all that time he's been writing and rewriting his hits. this shit is gonna drop!

"I'd like to introduce you to the 46th president of the united states.. Mike Pence.. and I resign"

  On 1/11/2017 at 6:21 AM, Lane Visitor said:

He will go down as the "Pee Pee President"

come on, we can do better than that

President Dump

President Dumpitalloverme

Another page from the PDF leaked by Buzzfeed

^^lol

  On 1/11/2017 at 8:55 AM, triachus said:

 

  On 1/11/2017 at 6:21 AM, Lane Visitor said:

He will go down as the "Pee Pee President"

come on, we can do better than that

 

 

President Dump

 

 

President Dumpitalloverme

Peesident

Presidon't

President-Erect

Presilol

  On 1/11/2017 at 9:21 AM, roasty said:

Another page from the PDF leaked by Buzzfeed

 

kek

kek

The level of trolling is reaching last season of South Park heights.

Wikileaks is now a PR firm:

https://mobile.twitter.com/wikileaks?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

AMA:

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5n58sm/i_am_julian_assange_founder_of_wikileaks_ask_me/

  On 1/11/2017 at 7:53 AM, Lane Visitor said:

On the topic, has anyone here tried watersports? If so, liked it? Disliked it? Indifferent?

 

"Inquiring minds want to know."

 

-Corey Haim

asking for a friend 

  On 1/10/2017 at 8:38 PM, caze said:

An episode of the 1950s western TV series 'Trackdown' featured a snake oil salesman named 'Trump' who promised to build a wall in order to prevent the end of the world.

 

http://www.snopes.com/trackdown-trump-character-wall/

this is great

  On 1/11/2017 at 2:39 PM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

80's russia is very different from 2010's russia

they have non-black market jeans and bandcamp now, that's about it

the juicy stuff begins...

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/donald-trump-denies-that-he-hired-russian-hookers-for-g-1791049695?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=wednesdayAM

#EMPTYYOURBLADDERONPOTUS

jesus titty fucking christ a lot happened while i was asleep

the angry reaction of Trump only makes me wonder more - on one hand I despise the man but would understandably be angry if such stuff was reported in mainstream outlets about me that was completely untrue...

...on the other smallish hand this is the same person who is thin-skinned and reactionary to any slight insult or jest and the most hyperbolic ranter elected POTUS I can think of in recent times...if he's dropping Nazi comparisons to the press I can't help but wonder if this is actually all true

The President of the United States of America made a piss joke + asked if he lives in Nazi Germany.

lolled hard at this news, so surreal

whether it's true or not is almost irrelevant - the damage that could be done by the loss of credibility and even greater partisan splits is yuuuge. Fair play Kremlin, you win. Even if you weren't even actually playing the game.

What a piss-poor president-erect

This is all so fucking lol. And he's not even fucking president yet.. It's gonna be a fun four (or probably/hopefully much less) years.

Genuine prediction: Trump will develop a Zizek-esque nervous tick over the next month, caused by the stress of all the narcissistic injuries coming his way.

lol, from Trump's press conference later today: 

Journalists to get to bring home some steaks and Trump-wine, will there be similar goodie bags for the White House press briefings?

  On 1/11/2017 at 4:08 PM, Lane Visitor said:

What a piss-poor president-erect

well sprayed played

  On 1/11/2017 at 5:14 PM, caze said:

lol, from Trump's press conference later today: 

 

 

Journalists to get to bring home some steaks and Trump-wine, will there be similar goodie bags for the White House press briefings?

this looks like a screenshot from Parks And Recreation not real life

I guess it really is time to just laugh at the absurdity of it all

The Onion is really pressed to think up things funnier than reality now. 

Total shitshow innit