Now That Trump's President... (not any more!)

same-page jazz makes my weewee hard.

It's always a great comfort when people have these ridiculous blind spots. My fav is David Foster Wallace and his bandanas.

  On 12/18/2018 at 12:02 AM, Candiru said:

If he starts sweating, will that stuff drip down his face like makeup when people cry?

Naw man, i saw this hair in a can on tv before and it looks legit

  On 12/17/2018 at 11:49 PM, whosebrian said:

Is that hair a Russian thing?

If Donny no get money for Wall, he get angery and make poopy diaper and try to shut down gubmint.

  On 12/18/2018 at 2:13 PM, psn said:

Is that hair a Russian thing?

I think so. Mostly Slavic people, but I think it happens to Germanic fairly frequently as well.

Widows or devils peak hairline. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Widow%27s_peak

Pretty sure its bc of high t-levels.

I'm pretty sure it's hair paint

fake t-levels. clearly...

it could be a combination of fake t levels and hair paint

huffin' too much hair paint probably leads to hair loss

Hairy lungs is kind of hot though

Lungs are already hairy.

What if your gf pranked you by spraying some on her bumhole would it scare you?

Her bumhole's already hairy.

  On 12/19/2018 at 12:53 AM, Candiru said:

What if your gf pranked you by spraying some on her bumhole would it scare you?

he'd get a black dick.

Isn't NORAD already basically the US Military Space Command? Why do we need this bonkers shit?

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/text-memorandum-president-secretary-defense-regarding-establishment-united-states-space-command/

Trump Foundation forced to shut down bc of multiple illegal activities. Trump and his 3 oldest kids banned from serving on a charity for 10 years:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/12/18/politics/trump-foundation-dissolve/index.html

Do steel slats count as a wall?...o fuck it..."build steel slats!" "build steel slats!"

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columnists/the-wall-is-now-steel-slats-and-trump-has-screwed-his-supporters

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The president did address the wall in a set of tweets, and it was essentially yet more backing down on his signature campaign promise. “[W]e are not building a Concrete Wall, we are building artistically designed steel slats, so that you can easily see through it,” he said.

And, of course:

But it was only fantasy
The wall was too high
As you can see
No matter how he tried
He could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain

  On 12/19/2018 at 9:46 AM, Rubin Farr said:

Isn't NORAD already basically the US Military Space Command? Why do we need this bonkers shit?

 

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/text-memorandum-president-secretary-defense-regarding-establishment-united-states-space-command/

Because the Bond film Moonraker was prophecy

All this stupidity and bullshit is getting boring now.

  On 12/19/2018 at 2:05 PM, Rubin Farr said:

Trump Foundation forced to shut down bc of multiple illegal activities. Trump and his 3 oldest kids banned from serving on a charity for 10 years:

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/12/18/politics/trump-foundation-dissolve/index.html

forcing them to sell all kinds of stuff they bought w/charity funds. fucking most corrupt bunch of shitheads ever.