Moby Says He Has Secret Intelligence Info on Trump

Thank god a celebrity said it so I know what to think.

moby pulling a joyrex.

"I have it on good authority that..." 

"A guy at warp told me..." 

  On 2/14/2017 at 10:02 PM, andihow said:

moby pulling a joyrex.

 

"I have it on good authority that..." 

"A guy at warp told me..." 

Who knows... Maybe something will turn up soon...

also that feel when you became president to commit treason because you didnt want people to know that a hooker peed on you

Judging from the looks of his bathroom, it's not as if nobody already knew he liked golden showers.

  On 2/14/2017 at 9:58 PM, Braintree said:

Thank god a celebrity said it so I know what to think.

Moby is a Christian, so he already has God on his side.

Is secret intelligence info to rumour what alt right is to neo nazi?

With the current political climate being what it is, I certainly don't think we can rule out that intel. And Shitgibbon's lackeys would be hard pressed to find any evidence by which to dismiss it as "Fake News."

Things could get interesting.

I'm not saying it's not true.

He's risking his drum machine collection.

thread title made me lol. but, as someone already pointed out, this is all hearsay until Ja Rule weighs in.

  On 2/14/2017 at 5:18 PM, Gocab said:

I don't think they'd want to start a war with Iran if they're in cahoots with Russia, I call bullshit on that bulletin point.

Then again; they're idiots.

Dumbo is being squeezed by Russia, Bannon isn't. internal conflict, it's not like this administration is unified and coherent.

the good news is that he already looks like he has radiation poisoning 

Intelligent Dance Info. 

Infowars with a Pacifist. 

Vegetarian with a Beef. 

  On 2/14/2017 at 4:00 PM, Joyrex said:

Via BoingBoing.net: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/13/moby-says-he-has-secret-intell.html

 

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Recording artist Moby says he talked to friends who work in Washington DC and revealed to him five pieces of secret information about the Trump administration.

 

 

after spending the weekend talking to friends who work in dc i can safely (well, 'accurately'...) post the following things: 1-the russian dossier on trump is real. 100% real. he's being blackmailed by the russian government, not just for being peed on by russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things. 2-the trump administration is in collusion with the russian government, and has been since day one. 3-the trump administration needs a war, most likely with iran. at present they are putting u.s warships off the coast of iran in the hope that iran will attack one of the ships and give the u.s a pretense for invasion. 4-there are right wing plans to get rid of trump. he's a drain on their fundraising and their approval ratings, and the gop and koch brothers and other u.s right wing groups are planning to get rid of trump. 5-intelligence agencies around the world, and here in the u.s, are horrified by the incompetence of the trump administration, and are working to present information that will lead to high level firings and, ultimately, impeachment. i'm writing these things so that when/if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand. these are truly baffling and horrifying times, as we have an incompetent president who is essentially owned by a foreign power. -moby

 

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" i'm writing these things so that when/if these things happen there will be a public record beforehand that I, Moby, said it and that Moby was right." 

A true American hero.

and the realest human bean.

  On 2/15/2017 at 2:09 AM, apriorion said:

Intelligent Dance Info. 

 

Infowars with a Pacifist. 

 

Vegetarian with a Beef. 

this was good

lol obvious publicity stunt from someone who hasn't been famous since 1999 and blew all their money on stims

  On 2/14/2017 at 4:09 PM, DavieAddison said:

But what does Ja Rule think about all this?

ahahahahaha

This thread seems to have yet to yield its true lol blossoms but there are delightful little lol buds all over.

You could say Trump and his administration have... Extreme Ways  

If Moby keeps this up, he will get

Don't fuck wit a vegan

Years ago my uncle was on a tour of the NASA facilities in Houston and didn't realize until the Q&A at the end that Moby was in the same group the entire time. He assumed he was just a "bald worm-y German scientist"

  On 2/15/2017 at 3:07 PM, joshuatx said:

Years ago my uncle was on a tour of the NASA facilities in Houston and didn't realize until the Q&A at the end that Moby was in the same group the entire time. He assumed he was just a "bald worm-y German scientist"

I hope he retires from mom pants electronica and pursues his true calling playing Dr. Strangelove for the 21st century.