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I imagine they would say, "dude, you're singing out of tune, can you please sing in tune?"

 

=/

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

my version was the canadian way of saying that  :nacmat: 

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

^ then try to member with a little help from your friends

  On 4/17/2013 at 2:45 PM, Alcofribas said:

afaik i usually place all my cum drops on scientifically sterilized glass slides which are carefully frozen and placed in trash cans throughout the city labelled "for women ❤️ alco" with my social security and phone numbers.

  On 9/17/2017 at 4:15 AM, diatoms said:

"What would you do if I sang out of tune?"

 

Shears says think

 

What?!

 

 

 

Love&Light&HaveFun:)

 

"please sing in tune"

 

thanks

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

"What would you do if I sang out of tune?"

 

 

 

Billy Shears shakes his head

 

sings in tune

 

"What would you think if I sang out of tune?"

 

 

 

Love&Light&HaveFun:)

In the mid-90's I worked in the town library where I grew up

 

All the older women would check out books written by

 

Danielle Steele

 

I know for a fact it was Danielle Steele because I checked out and restocked the shelves with

 

Danielle Steele

 

embossed on the cover of all the books

 

everyday

 

for years

 

except sundays

 

 

 

Don't take away the e

 

it makes me happy :)

 

 

 

Love&Light&HaveFun:)

  On 9/28/2017 at 10:59 AM, hoggy said:

sounds like dementia to me

Some songs I made with my fingers and electronics. In the process of making some more. Hopefully.

 

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  On 9/28/2017 at 10:59 AM, hoggy said:

sounds like the mandela effect to me

 

read my memories

 

mandela never had an effect on me

 

 

The Matrix is what affected me and

 

is what I refer to when I talk to people because this quote doesn't exist

 

 

“What if I told you that the World you know is just an illusion, that none of this is Real”

 

-Morpheus

 

 

 

One of the major fun changes in my reality

 

Fear doesn't exist anymore :)

 

 

 

Fear is now a memory that I can hardly remember

 

like a pain that is gone

 

What was it like? :)

 

 

 

I should've got the memo in high school with "NO FEAR"

 

written on t-shirts everywhere

 

 

Anyone else experience loss of fear lately?

 

 

 

Love&Light&HaveFun:)

"Click your heels together three times and say There's no place like Home"

 

 

 

I hardly recognize The Wizard of Oz

 

 

 

Glinda the Good Witch now tells Dorothy

 

"Tap your heels together three times and Think to yourself There's no place like Home"

 

 

 

Love&Light&HaveFun:)

diatoms is sweet as

 

love & light

foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store'

patayda chips

apple cracker thangies

carrots in brown paper bag

What if I told you most major credit and debit cards are DIRECTLY connected to BANKS...

 

... What if I also told you that Sandra Bullock is an American female actress known for many movies over the last 30 years???

Edited by Lane Visitor
  On 8/2/2017 at 12:11 PM, Salvatorin said:

Why do stoners refuse to believe that weed makes some people feel like shit.

 

Man, yes. I have many stoner friends and have told many of them why I don't partake. It has gone something like this more than a couple times...

 

"I've got nothing against it whatsoever. More power to you. But I have had panic attacks on it more than once, so I don't do it."

 

"Oh, well you must have had a bad strain.. or you were in a bad environment.. or you let the fact that it's illegal worry you.. or you weren't 'thinking about it the right way'... or you just need to lighten up, etc. etc. There's no way this precious plant that I love could do that to somebody."

 

"Well, it did. Multiple times, across a span of years, in different environments, at home comfortably with the closest person to me being there with me. And I still ended up feeling like I was going to die and felt a kind of Lovecraftian existential horror."

 

"Aw man, I've gotten paranoid on it before too! It happens to everybody!"

 

:facepalm:

Edited by melancholera

That was exaggerated for effect. I've never actually used "Lovecraftian" in a real life sentence. Surprise.

 

In other news, I just read from page 19 or so up to the end of the thread (Page 27). Some time ago, I would've had some nagging sense of guilt like "What am I doing with my life". I don't have those thoughts anymore.

  On 10/2/2017 at 5:38 AM, melancholera said:

I just read from page 19 or so up to the end of the thread (Page 27). Some time ago, I would've had some nagging sense of guilt like "What am I doing with my life". I don't have those thoughts anymore.

first world achievements and successes thread is over there ->

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