jordan peterson

you'd have to literally be insane to clean your own room

despicable

Stalin, Hitler and John Wayne Gacy Jr. were asked on different occasions whether they prefered a nice clean room or a messy room, and they all agreed clean rooms are better

the cleanner your room is the more you enter the autism spectrum and the more your t levels rise

 

what will it be bucko?

  On 3/15/2018 at 9:47 PM, span said:

Stalin, Hitler and John Wayne Gacy Jr. were asked on different occasions whether they prefered a nice clean room or a messy room, and they all agreed clean rooms are better

happy we’re all on the same page here

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“When you meet a cat on a street, many things can happen. If I see a cat at a distance, for example, the evil part of me wants to startle it with a loud pfft! sound— front teeth over bottom lip. That will make a nervous cat puff up its fur and stand sideways so it looks larger. Maybe I shouldn’t laugh at cats, but it’s hard to resist. The fact that they can be startled is one of the best things about them (along with the fact that they are instantly disgruntled and embarrassed by their overreaction). But when I have myself under proper control, I’ll bend down, and call the cat over, so I can pet it.” – Peterson, Jordan B.. 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos (p. 352). Penguin Books Ltd. Kindle Edition.

profound shit.

Is that a passage from American Psycho?

Jordan Peterson DESTROYS My Little Pony

  On 3/16/2018 at 4:56 PM, Candiru said:

Jordan Peterson DESTROYS My Little Pony

and loses over half his fanbase

  On 3/16/2018 at 4:56 PM, Candiru said:

Jordan Peterson DESTROYS My Little Pussy

 

Porn parody incoming

  On 3/16/2018 at 5:03 PM, hello spiral said:

 

  On 3/16/2018 at 4:56 PM, Candiru said:

Jordan Peterson DESTROYS My Little Pussy

 

Porn parody incoming

 

unzips

 

 

 

 

opens MS Paint

gets the voices pretty good but wtf... are they even saying.. too real. 

  On 3/8/2018 at 8:14 PM, span said:

 

 

 

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...she's comin for ya

 

It’s working

Edited March 19, 2018 by baph

  On 3/19/2018 at 8:21 PM, ignatius said:

gets the voices pretty good but wtf... are they even saying.. too real.

Fun fact: Zizek's voice in The Pervert's Guide to Cinema made me feel so nauseous on the first watch that I had to go to bed midway through convinced I'd gained a stomach bug.

  On 3/19/2018 at 9:30 PM, mcbpete said:

 

  On 3/19/2018 at 8:21 PM, ignatius said:

gets the voices pretty good but wtf... are they even saying.. too real.

Fun fact: Zizek's voice in The Pervert's Guide to Cinema made me feel so nauseous on the first watch that I had to go to bed midway through convinced I'd gained a stomach bug.

 

 

 

probably sweet dreams though right?

Yep lovely dreams about overflowing toilets (I think that was the scene that pushed my nausea over the edge)

  On 3/19/2018 at 11:22 PM, mcbpete said:

Yep lovely dreams about overflowing toilets (I think that was the scene that pushed my nausea over the edge)

 

hearing Zizek talk, dreaming about overflowing toilets 

 

 

 

quite

lol @ kermit

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2018/03/the-intellectual-we-deserve

 

really rips into the the intellectual vacuousness of JBP. 

Jordan petersons 12 rules for lyfe

 

one: nothing wrong with me

two: nothing wrong with me

Also: cat so dumb, I can scare it with ease.