Most IDM 2018

  On 5/4/2018 at 5:46 AM, usagi said:

persisting with lolling rolls in spite of someone having broken them already.

I need to hear the musical version of that.

persisting with lolling rolls in spite of someone having broken their penis.

Secretely handing out new sets of parameters while riding the Hyperloop

Edited May 4, 2018 by Candiru

not getting a job because incel

  On 5/4/2018 at 5:46 AM, usagi said:

lolling rolls

Polling holes

 

(...where people go to vote in secrete)

a full unbroken page of rolling lols

 

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  On 5/4/2018 at 8:29 AM, zaphod said:

not getting a job because incel

voluntarily becoming an incel to help in overthrowing feminism from power and redistribute the means of reproduction Edited May 4, 2018 by MIXL2

Incel Inside. Dude, you’re getting incel. Stink Different.

Getting a brand new, 8hr album from one of your favourite idm arteests and choosing to listen to the version you pitched down in audacity instead

Just releasing fucktons of old, mostly shitty tracks that you recorded 10-25 years ago, and the IDM fanboys losing their shit over it because it's old, not because it's good.

Edited May 5, 2018 by auxien

Woah

realizing that listening to music is a pointless endeavour and using your ears for practical pourposes instead

Only listening to music you dislike.

listening to objects not music

trying to come up with the most edgy and original idea ever for most idm...

Thinking it would be funny to post a Most IDM 2018 about a program for phones/computers that runs all text through it and formats it to a chosen font, but then you realize that’s probably a real program, and someone would probably link you to people who do it, probably a wasteland of a subreddit or something.

 

Taking photos with your Elektron machine on your bed next to you as a joke and isn’t actually entirely pathetic.

 

Wondering how “no-brainer” became a popular phrase given its awkwardness.

 

Thinking about which boats would float best if turned upside down.

 

Realizing that the Random Thoughts And Observations thread is almost useless when there’s a Most IDM thread.

 

Thinking your random shit-thoughts are IDM. Or funny.

Edited May 6, 2018 by auxien

Sleeping with your Synths

Satirising the most idm thread by saying 'trying to come up with the most edgy and original idea ever for most idm...', showing off just how clever you are....

  On 5/7/2018 at 12:25 AM, fletcher said:

Sleeping with your Synths

 

Sleeping around with other peoples' synths behind your synth's back.

 

Contracting virtual herpes from a softsynth.

Getting contacted on a dating site by a synth enthusiast girl asking about your cat's name and having to explain to her that, yes, though your cat is named after a synth manufacturer; you are more of a daw enthusiast and actually somewhat of a synth-skeptic.

Trying to outsmart someone but ending up quiting midway because you can't come up with something good enough and after that make a post about how you tried to outsmart someone but ended up quiting midway because you couldn't come up with something good enough...

Being a synth skeptic.

Being a synth manufacturer

Being a synth.

Claiming you're Michael Jackson, continuing with the claim for years, even when everyone knows otherwise and just lets you keep on pretending like it's nothing, like it's okay to impersonate him.

 

Realizing that most of the mods on an IDM forum barely ever even post or care about anything to do with the forum, and we're almost policing ourselves.

 

Realizing that this forum would be way more IDM if Limpy still posted regularly, but knowing you'd want to be here less because of that and that makes you way less IDM.

 

Wondering if Limpy was OPN.

Dog piss on your Autechre vinyl.