What is your go-to swear word ??

joypex

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Schlitze

fuckin shitballs

When kids are around, it's "cheeseandrice".

CYKA BLYAT

  On 5/2/2018 at 3:25 PM, Charles Nelson Reilly said:

fuckin shitballs

 

When kids are around, it's "cheeseandrice".

Yeah, with ma kids it's usually "fuddruckers" or "shhhhhhhhhoot!"

In adult situations/themes my preferred variant of fuck is the fuuuu... variety though I'm quite taken to the Irish feck every now and then

When the object of my ire is a person I'm more of a DICKHEAD guy these days.

fitta

  On 5/2/2018 at 3:57 PM, MIXL2 said:

fitta

that sounds cute, I'm afraid to know what it means

it means pussy.

favs: retard, faggot, faggy, dumbfuck

least favs: anything joss whedon tweets

PRICK!

shit

I had a friend who said shit on my tits once under his breath at work and I had to walk away because I was laughing so hard

  On 5/2/2018 at 8:50 AM, whosebrian said:

cuss

I need to get in the habit of this. My kid is starting to really imitate everything I say. 

Fuck is just so versatile, it's hard to not be the default.

I also probably throw around cunt more casually than most other yanks...

Putain !

bitch tits

reddit

  On 5/2/2018 at 2:54 PM, Hail Sagan said:

 

  On 5/2/2018 at 2:47 PM, span said:

joder

 

and the ¡Miercoles! alternative isn't bad either

 

don't think I've ever heard this one irl, sounds like something a sheltered <10 yo kid would say (not judging but thats a fact)

"me cago en dios" and "me cago en la virgen puta" for very stressful situations which in the last 5 years means using them exclusively while playing stupid hard videogames

though to be honest my most common expression of frustration is "aaaAAGH" like Eminem on that Trump freestyle

Boy, oh boy!

Whoops!

Upsy-daisy!

Whoa there!

Oh no!

  On 5/2/2018 at 3:37 PM, eugene said:

CYKA BLYAT

also a good one.

  On 5/2/2018 at 3:53 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

When the object of my ire is a person I'm more of a DICKHEAD guy these days.

with added irl reverb + delay

  On 5/2/2018 at 3:37 PM, eugene said:

CYKA BLYAT

PIZDEC

IDI NAHUI

капиталистическая сволочь

Also def "fuck" and "cunt". Versatile great words. 

but has to sound like it was run thru a sampler in your own fucking song, meta

"For helvede..."

oh i was gonna say 'neural network cuckold' but like if someone did that, trained a neural network on all the swear words would the stuff it spit out also be good swear words

also thanks to run lola run and bourne identity SCHISSER or whatever is permanently ingrained into my brain

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Schisser

wait watt I thought it was 'shit'

Bellend, Dicksplash, Cunt