ho are you a bitch-ass ho? explain

  On 6/12/2019 at 6:32 PM, beer badger said:

Mate it's Wednesday lol, I can't wrap my head around this thread until the weekend, once I've had a few flagons of ale and few flagons of wine.

I'll get back to you.

Expand  

i'll hold you to it, my anglo friendo. do not disappoint me.

LGBTA.... anglosexual

i do not identify as a bitch-ass ho.

saying that, i do actually own a hoe.

I for one am toying with the idea of becoming "bitch-ass, dick-in-the-booty-ass ho". I simply feel ready for it and want it

spolier: nsfw

  On 6/12/2019 at 9:40 PM, BCM said:

i do not identify as a bitch-ass ho.

 

saying that, i do actually own a hoe.

Expand  

Hot damn, ho

Dres and Lawnge explain further

  On 6/12/2019 at 6:45 PM, drome said:

How many beers until you get all gay and that? No homo

Expand  

just FYI for me the number is approximately 2

since i posted this thread, i have been deeply pondering the implications of being a bitch-ass ho. if you like, you could picture me as Socrates, wearing a toga, sitting on my chair, chin rested on my fist. i then went to urbandictionary and found a remarkable piece of prose on the subject:

    Quote

Bitchassness

I have come to notice a serious spread of BitchAssNess throughout the local area, corrupting the mental wellbeing of many people. It is undeniable. If you are going to tell yourself the spread of BitchAssNess is not a problem, you are wrong and most likely infected by BitchAssNess. It is infecting people everywhere; your teachers, friends, family, and other peers. Although I am referring to the local area, BitchAssNess is infecting on a much larger scale, our country is being affected by this epidemic to an extreme; our country is full of hating bitchasses.

Of course many cease to come to this obvious realization, but it is indeed there and at large. You may think BitchAssNess is not contagious, but it is. If you are surrounded by haters, you will hate too. If you are surrounded by bitchasses you will slowly become a bitchass. If you want to avoid becoming a victim of BitchAssNess, you must simply not fall for the hating ways of the bitchasses. I am sorry, but if you are already a victim of BitchAssNess there is only one way to cure yourself; stop being a bitchass and be real.

Expand  

  On 6/13/2019 at 3:51 AM, Salvatorin said:

picture me as Socrates, wearing a toga, sitting on my chair, gonads rested on my chin.

Expand  

fixed

Socrates is a dick-in-the-booty ass ho

*stares philosophically into the distance*

Bitch-ass hoes are people who can't get their own shit together yet like to involve others in their mess

(To be clear, it's mainly the bitch-ass hoes I have to deal with at work. Has nothing to do with fellow WATMMers.)

fuck outta here with that kumbaya bullshit, everyone in this thread a triflin'-ass bitch, especially me

(fart)

everybody knows bitch-ass hos leak bitch-ass ho goo

That's the only explanation for being a bitch-ass ho. Everyone else is lying.

WTF is this shit?

It's the ushering in of the era of enlightenment for jive-ass muthafuckaz

  On 6/13/2019 at 4:26 PM, goDel said:

 

Expand  

they are so goo-y. Definitely BAH goo secreters.