WATMM is dying

  On 5/26/2020 at 10:53 PM, Psychotronic said:

Das 500 error page needs some gif animation loop on it.

here's one. it's a buffalo running away scared. might have seen dr lopez unpacking his junk.

What was all that about?

Can't believe I had to go 2 days without lurking through old threads....

  On 5/26/2020 at 10:39 PM, Tim_J said:

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Gotta go fast!

I'm not going to lie, I did google water buffalo penis just to make sure.

Time for a "Nice Water Buffalo Penises" thread. Keep WATMM from dying.

Here's a completely unrelated, but related image

Is he ok?

  On 5/27/2020 at 1:08 AM, kakapo said:

Is he ok?

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=0cLNXsOdI4O3gwfQg7GwAQ&q=trapped+on+the+wire+by+his+bollocks&oq=trapped+on+the+wire+by+his+bollocks&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoCCAA6BQgAEIMBOgQIABAKOgYIABAWEB46CAgAEBYQChAeOggIIRAWEB0QHjoECCEQFToFCCEQoAE6BwghEAoQoAFQig5YxbgBYKW9AWgDcAB4AIAB1QGIAbs3kgEGMC4zNS4zmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpeg&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwiDysnP8tLpAhWD2-AKHdBBDBYQ4dUDCAg&uact=5

  On 5/27/2020 at 12:55 AM, kakapo said:

I'm not going to lie, I did google water buffalo penis just to make sure.

 

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In case anyone's interested that gentleman is pulling the bull's member out, rather than getting ready to ram it back in for him.  Yes  I have been researching water buffalo husbandry for most of the night due to insomnia.

  On 5/27/2020 at 3:31 AM, cwmbrancity said:

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=0cLNXsOdI4O3gwfQg7GwAQ&q=trapped+on+the+wire+by+his+bollocks&oq=trapped+on+the+wire+by+his+bollocks&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoCCAA6BQgAEIMBOgQIABAKOgYIABAWEB46CAgAEBYQChAeOggIIRAWEB0QHjoECCEQFToFCCEQoAE6BwghEAoQoAFQig5YxbgBYKW9AWgDcAB4AIAB1QGIAbs3kgEGMC4zNS4zmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpeg&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwiDysnP8tLpAhWD2-AKHdBBDBYQ4dUDCAg&uact=5

Interesting!

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Fire crews free hotel guest after his testicles got trapped in the slats of a plastic chair as he sat in his hotel room naked

• Man aged between 60 and 70 sat in the folding plastic chair ahead of a shower
• But the naked hotel guest then trapped his testicles in the slats of the chair
• Three fire engines were called to the Alicante hotel before he could be freed

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5531987/Hotel-guest-gets-testicles-trapped-plastic-chair-Spain.html

You know, I would have laughed much harder at that in my 20s but at 41, it's all too real. My testicles are in a fleshy freefall that seems to have no endgame. I can no longer use one of the shitters at work because my dangle exceeds the waterline of the bowl. It's coming boyos. We are all stuck in the slats already. 

  On 5/27/2020 at 12:55 AM, kakapo said:

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Looks like he's milked by an angel.

  On 5/27/2020 at 2:35 PM, xxx said:

You know, I would have laughed much harder at that in my 20s but at 41, it's all too real. My testicles are in a fleshy freefall that seems to have no endgame. I can no longer use one of the shitters at work because my dangle exceeds the waterline of the bowl. It's coming boyos. We are all stuck in the slats already. 

Have they begun floating in the bathtub yet?