gladiator

Now that I'm really thinking about it, maybe Jesus?  Can only think of Jim Cazooleys playing Jesus though.

Ooh, Orson Welles as Cardinal Wolesey.  

Can you imagine Crowe and Gibson standing there in furs and skirts with their big hairy balls just creeping below the hemline?  What a sight that would be.

you're doing God's work

  On 10/17/2019 at 5:00 PM, Blir said:

Yeah. Who isn't in 300.

That's not what I meant by posting that emoji...

  On 10/17/2019 at 6:55 AM, yekker said:

What do you call a crow in a bush? 

  On 10/17/2019 at 9:20 PM, kakapo said:

If I was forced to sodomize, like at gunpoint or something, a hollywood actor as a historical(ish) figure, it would be between Crowe as Maximus or Gibson as William Wallace.

Go on, have a wank on me.

 

Edit: not 'on me', just on me, like help yourself to a wank.  

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Mel Gibson was offered the lead role. He turned it down. At forty-three, he felt he was too old to play Maximus.

I know what you're all thinking.  Yes, I have thought about joyrex dressed as Stalin and me dressed as Hitler.  I'm not going to say exactly what that entailed, but I was shouting, "How do you like a bit of Barbarossa up your Motherland?" as I was doing it.   

Gladiator is an entertaining movie, so to answer Maximus' question: Yes, I am entertained. 

but did it lead you to questions of forced sodomy? and with whom? equally, were weapons of choice in your thoughts involving possible bdsm hostage weird & deviant sexual outcomes?

I can’t say it did but I can at least understand why Joaquin had the hots for his sis. 

Love this movie and love the soundtrack too! Sorry!

how do i put this delicately..hmm..everything before this scene

and after that bit

is fine.

The main problem I have with this film is the leather lorica segmentata, when they should be steel.  Cunts.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9218128/