Moog Minitaur for 50 squid!!! :O

He can email me at italkshitontheinternetanddeservetodie@gmail.com

I already had the account set up.

We should slit his carotid artery with the cut-off knife and dissect his still warm body after bleeding.

And then sell his organs (I heard he has a farsifa) , buy a Moog One with the proceeds and then each of us gets to have a go making samples with the moog for a month and we can release a huge WATMM Moog One samplepack. 50% of the proceeds can go into a commemorative bro fund we will by then have set up.

(ony joking bro, still hope you get the moog)

  On 11/18/2019 at 3:32 AM, Stickfigger said:

I'm Ashamed of WATMM Sometimes

nonce

we need an update on this. the wait is really starting to get to me now.

don't make me post a link to THAT other thread bro.

Bro has just sent me convincing evidence that this whole tiresome charade has been a set up by BCM all along and that he has been hoodwinked and then blackmailed by him.  What kind of blackmail, I'm not sure, but I suspect sexual.  Apparently BCM has held a grudge ever since Bro pointed out that he looked like the owner of the stunt cock from youngthroats.com. 

I say we impeach BCM and hold a trial in General Banter, this is too big for EKT.

  On 11/21/2019 at 10:42 PM, kakapo said:

Bro has just sent me convincing evidence that this whole tiresome charade has been a set up by BCM all along and that he has been hoodwinked and then blackmailed by him.  What kind of blackmail, I'm not sure, but I suspect sexual.  Apparently BCM has held a grudge ever since Bro pointed out that he looked like the owner of the stunt cock from youngthroats.com. 
I say we impeach BCM and hold a trial in General Banter, this is too big for EKT.

  On 11/21/2019 at 10:42 PM, kakapo said:

Bro has just sent me convincing evidence that this whole tiresome charade has been a set up by BCM all along and that he has been hoodwinked and then blackmailed by him.  What kind of blackmail, I'm not sure, but I suspect sexual.  Apparently BCM has held a grudge ever since Bro pointed out that he looked like the owner of the stunt cock from youngthroats.com. 

I say we impeach BCM and hold a trial in General Banter, this is too big for EKT.

Is it one of those oriental squid porno things? Are you sure you are not confusing it with some R-rated eurorack ads?

  On 11/21/2019 at 10:51 PM, Stickfigger said:

What's the other thread ? 

  On 11/22/2019 at 12:36 PM, BCM said:

  On 11/21/2019 at 10:51 PM, Stickfigger said:

What's the other thread ? 

something about vinyl from the bro

Ok... That’s it! He’s gotta go! Death by exile! 

guys i just picked unused yamaha gx-1 for 50 kebabs. was it a fair deal?

Chicken, veal or lamb?

all of them

  On 11/22/2019 at 12:36 PM, BCM said:

  On 11/21/2019 at 10:51 PM, Stickfigger said:

What's the other thread ? 

something about vinyl from the bro

I thought you were talking about the other one where he said he was contemplating buying a piece of gear and then was confronted (by squee I think) with 5 other threads stretching back ten years where he asked the exact same question about the exact same piece of gear

who member?

Ah yes, the Blofeld investigation. 

lol

  On 11/24/2019 at 7:57 PM, modey said:

Ah yes, the Blofeld investigation. 

What if 007 was into IDM...

  On 11/24/2019 at 7:57 PM, modey said:

the Blofeld investigation. 

Bagsy having that as my next EP name!

  On 10/29/2019 at 5:48 PM, TheBro said:

Yeah its got my name on it lol. I just need to pick it up!!

When squids bite hard and cutoffs are low
And resonance rides high, but the peaks won't grow
And we're twiddling the knobs, taking different stems

The Bro, Bro will tear us apart again
Bro, Bro will tear us apart again

Why is the soundstage so cold? You've turned off the mid/side
Is my timing that flawed? Our effect rack so dry
Yet there's still this vibe that we'll fix it in the master

But Bro, Bro will tear us apart again
Bro, Bro will tear us apart again

[Guitar Solo]

Laptop wakes from it's sleep, all my porn tabs exposed
And there's a taste in my mouth as desperation takes hold
Our project's been hacked, send bitcoin to decrypt

Then squids, squids will tear us apart again
Squids, squids will tear us apart again
Then squids, squids will tear it apart again
Bro, squids will tear it apart again 

  On 11/28/2019 at 2:44 PM, thawkins said:

[Guitar Solo]

 

Someone around here has been luring young men with the promise of moogs for just a few squids. So far there have been a few disappearances. The cops are on a look out for idms beards and glasses and cats with pipes.

  On 11/28/2019 at 11:59 PM, yekker said:

Someone around here has been luring young men with the promise of moogs for just a few squids. So far there have been a few disappearances. The cops are on a look out for idms beards and glasses and cats with pipes.

It's Jacob Rees-Moog.

I figured it out. @TheBro is a sock puppet account for Russian troll Oleg "Fuzzy Bear" Brozhonyev, who is instructed by his superiors in St. Petersburg to distract our attention away from the fact that Uli Behringer is gobbling up the synth industry by selling "Moogs" for 80 squid.