Why I'm the best

  On 10/23/2019 at 10:45 PM, BCM said:

I liked the promo video for your game. it was pretty funny. well done!

Finally somebody gets it!

i see one of the many legendary shitposters has made an appearance...salutations

  On 10/23/2019 at 6:36 PM, xox said:

Lol @sheatheman are you really trying to speak normally with this fuckhead?!

Haha yeah man ofc how else can I talk? Haha. 

  On 10/24/2019 at 6:37 AM, Braintree said:

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Mmmmmm.. Deep

is this the best thread ever on watmm?

I am starting to see the appeal of this one.

One night I was in Chicago in the winter and was looking for some deep dish. Was like 14 degrees (F), and finally found a place. Super filling, only ate half,  so took it to go and saw a homeless guy walking by in flip flops and a T-shirt. I offered him my still-warm pizza.

He said “what is that green stuff my man? No thanks...”

Just ate a great sandwich feeling okay today - thinking of pizza for later - maybe deep dish!

Badass

  On 10/24/2019 at 6:36 PM, sheatheman said:

One night I was in Chicago in the winter and was looking for some deep dish. Was like 14 degrees (F), and finally found a place. Super filling, only ate half,  so took it to go and saw a homeless guy walking by in flip flops and a T-shirt. I offered him my still-warm pizza.

He said “what is that green stuff my man? No thanks...”

What was that green stuff?

  On 10/24/2019 at 6:56 PM, sheatheman said:

Badass

 

 

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Is this real? Intense!

i THINK IT IS REALL.

This one too

  On 10/24/2019 at 9:18 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

What was that green stuff?

Some spinat 

  On 10/24/2019 at 9:18 PM, Zephyr_Nova said:

What was that green stuff?

NSFW

  On 10/25/2019 at 2:57 AM, yekker said:

NSFW

 

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I've been in a similar situation...

She starts eating it and you propose, stay married 50+ years til death. Love is real. 

Guys I can’t sleep. Should I sneak out of my house and drive to a late night diner?

1:45am

The idea used to feel very exciting but at age 31 seems pretty lonely.

also, the idea of someone preparing good food in a restaurant kitchen somewhere at this moment seems unlikely in 2019.

Do it!

Nah, don't

  On 10/24/2019 at 6:36 PM, sheatheman said:

One night I was in Chicago in the winter and was looking for some deep dish. Was like 14 degrees (F), and finally found a place. Super filling, only ate half,  so took it to go and saw a homeless guy walking by in flip flops and a T-shirt. I offered him my still-warm pizza.

He said “what is that green stuff my man? No thanks...”

I went to Chicago, ate a whole deep dish pizza and it put me into a walking food coma where I felt like I was tripping balls. Chi-town ain’t fuckin around. 

I want to go to Chicago specifically to eat pizza.  

  On 10/26/2019 at 9:33 PM, Stickfigger said:

Why are you "sneaking " out of your own house at 31

Sleeping wife and kids. If they don’t hear me leave was I ever gone?