WATMM Apocalypse Bunker

I'm considering digging a 90ft deep hole in my garden and building an apocalypse ready bolthole for me and a few select members of WATMM to hide in for the foreseeable future.

The question is - which WATMMers should I take with me and why?

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It would fail. The need for newly sourced physical vinyl and drugs to be regularly imported into the bunker would be too great a temptation for many WATMMs to not be exposed or mutiny. If a new physical-only record-store-day event included the latest BOC LP the WATMMs would lose all impulse control.

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A family who spent nine years on a farm "waiting for the end of time" have been discovered by police in the Netherlands after one of them turned up at a local pub, reports say.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-50054044

jazz but maybe they were on to something

sean pls

let watmm have a rolling lol in 2020

Let me into the fart bunker

  On 3/13/2020 at 1:30 AM, Enthusiast said:

Let me into the fart bunker

Fartsworth

Yeah, I wanna be in this underground fart chamber as well. I’m specialised in processing fried and raw onions (resulting in surprisingly diverse timbres and bouquets by the way), sambal, satay sauce and various dairy products (You will witness the horns of Jericho, smellwise a bit bland a predictable but you will never grow tired of my rectal symphony, many friends consider it a guilty pleasure).

I’m not into the short, sharp, hot stuff. (mouldy cheese that’s not supposed to be, many types of cabbage and tofu) so don’t invite me if that’s what you’re hoping to get out of me. It’s too dangerous and I end up in a fetal position rocking back and forth hoping to relax my cramped bowels while constantly having to pull out the stinging crumpled cotton from my angry white hot crevice. 
 

Venetian snares subforum bunker

this is the hole i want to throw WATMM down

  On 3/13/2020 at 12:37 AM, Stickfigger said:

Jules and Schlitze 

I'd like to roll a lol but I don't get it

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  On 3/13/2020 at 12:37 AM, Stickfigger said:

Jules and Schlitze 

Lots of partying including AFX/AE/BOC appreciation discussions, dunno, i'm too long here....

EDIT: and listening seshes