WATMM Apocalypse Bunker

will your bunker have one of those submarine style clamshell doors that opens at the top so  you  exit vertically like  popping out through a hole? 

if so, then i volunteer to stand on top it so you can't get out until it's safe

I do hope @Joyrexhas rented some extra server capacity. WATMM is going to get a little workout, I suspect.

  On 3/13/2020 at 7:53 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

why would you want to survive the apocalypse tho.

 

i want to say all this hysteria is unwarranted, and it is in the sense that the coronavirus is incredibly overhyped. but the fears about our future are real!

Ozzy, right. Yeah, you guys are doing pretty OK down under. Nice and warm weather keeps the virus at bay a bit.

If you want to understand the hype though, try to imagine living in Italy right now. Doesn't look unwarranted when your healthcare system is like a war zone, does it? 

Hey BCM, please dig a whole deep enough to reach Down under. The current climate is more friendly down there. We should all drink some coronas on the other side!

  On 3/13/2020 at 1:49 AM, user said:

Yeah, I wanna be in this underground fart chamber as well. I’m specialised in processing fried and raw onions (resulting in surprisingly diverse timbres and bouquets by the way), sambal, satay sauce and various dairy products (You will witness the horns of Jericho, smellwise a bit bland a predictable but you will never grow tired of my rectal symphony, many friends consider it a guilty pleasure).

I’m not into the short, sharp, hot stuff. (mouldy cheese that’s not supposed to be, many types of cabbage and tofu) so don’t invite me if that’s what you’re hoping to get out of me. It’s too dangerous and I end up in a fetal position rocking back and forth hoping to relax my cramped bowels while constantly having to pull out the stinging crumpled cotton from my angry white hot crevice. 
 

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Man, on the way to work yesterday evening. I was in a Tesco at the self service and I let a h o t  o n e drop. There was a chinese couple at the one next to me and the dude fucking booked it. The woman stayed to scan their items but started coughing through her mask and waving her hand in front of her face. The tesco guy came over and started spraying air freshener. This shit musta spread through the atmosphere at light speed because he was over the other side of the store. This is when I looked around surprised and the chinese woman locked eyes with me and wafted her hand in her face again and I suddenly frowned and reacted like it had just reached me. 

I was very pleased by all this.

Anyway, let me in your fucking bunker @BCM

  On 3/13/2020 at 11:28 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

but the healthcare system is like a war zone in a large part because of the hype, from the media and also people's own personal hysteria. if coverage had taken a less panicked tone, people would be less panicked.

Euh? No. Not even going to bother arguing with that to be honest. Please inform yourself. The information is out there. Take care.

Can I build a bunker next door to yours, and I'll play noise music 24/7 at 140db 150db. When you get really fed up, you can pop over to bang on the door.

  On 3/13/2020 at 11:42 AM, hello spiral said:

Man, on the way to work yesterday evening. I was in a Tesco at the self service and I let a h o t  o n e drop. There was a chinese couple at the one next to me and the dude fucking booked it. The woman stayed to scan their items but started coughing through her mask and waving her hand in front of her face. The tesco guy came over and started spraying air freshener. This shit musta spread through the atmosphere at light speed because he was over the other side of the store. This is when I looked around surprised and the chinese woman locked eyes with me and wafted her hand in her face again and I suddenly frowned and reacted like it had just reached me. 

I was very pleased by all this.

 

Anyway, let me in your fucking bunker @BCM

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Beautiful. 

spiral get in here

WATMM Fart Chamber 2020

WATMM Dank Chamber,

19 COVIDfield Lane,

Wuhan Wasteland

Ring the 320 MP3 hatchbell for non-urgent enquiries. The 24 bit WAV bell for emergencies. 

lol

Wuhan Buttchamber

  On 3/14/2020 at 1:52 PM, Gocab said:

WATMM Fart Chamber 2020

user get in here

For your information, the gig in berlin tonite with Jan St Werner (+ Pita among guests) is cancelled (for public) BUT they're doing a livestream event instead via FB &/or YouTube : https://ausland.berlin/fiepblatter-catalogue-jan-st-werner-guests 

Well well well. I just hijacked a tractor trailer truck that was hauling about 150 kilos of these bad boys.
 

That should sort this out real quick. 

Best not let me in because I'd drink your entire booze stash within a few hours  

Gimp Fuck Fest Fantasy

You are all locked up in the bunker. One man has the key. You have all drunk the sleepy wine. There is no escape.

Where you gonna go? Well me I'm well wise. I don't get in no mans bunker. 

Me and The Great Gwarnuu will fix the spell to set you free.

Moaning like trapped fucking goats. 

Any member asking to be in there instead of suggesting synths to bring isn’t worth keeping. 
 

with that in mind i suggest a sequential circuits pro-one

  On 3/13/2020 at 11:42 AM, hello spiral said:

Man, on the way to work yesterday evening. I was in a Tesco at the self service and I let a h o t  o n e drop. There was a chinese couple at the one next to me and the dude fucking booked it. The woman stayed to scan their items but started coughing through her mask and waving her hand in front of her face. The tesco guy came over and started spraying air freshener. This shit musta spread through the atmosphere at light speed because he was over the other side of the store. This is when I looked around surprised and the chinese woman locked eyes with me and wafted her hand in her face again and I suddenly frowned and reacted like it had just reached me. 

I was very pleased by all this.

 

Anyway, let me in your fucking bunker @BCM

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One time I was shopping in a home improvement store and a guy pushing a stroller rolled up near me after I let a gust of swampy ass smog escape from betwixt my cheeks. It made him lean down and check if his baby shit his diaper, and the confused expression on his face when he emerged without solid evidence has been ingrained in my memory, because I knew this was the mark I wanted to leave on this Earth. 

excellent

Did anyone bring a bottle opener?