What Is Your IQ?

**Brisbot** · March 16, 2020

I remember when I had to take one in middle school. The teacher explained to us what the test was. A kid asked if it was for a grade and teach said "no, but take it as if it were". I thought to myself "yeah yeah okay, screw that!" and proceeded to write or circle in random answers and doodle for the next hour.

Test was never brought up again.

Edited March 16, 2020 by Brisbot

**diatoms** · March 16, 2020

On 3/16/2020 at 4:18 PM, Entorwellian said:

Where is the 420 option?

tick box below

On 3/16/2020 at 3:26 PM, diatoms said:

420

Candiru · March 16, 2020

I'd rather not know, tbh. What if you find out you are objectively dumb, and then become dumber as a result? Maybe my IQ fluctuates like the stock market. One day I'd be making a completely operational new International Space Station out of old beer cans, an exacto knife, and super glue. Then maybe two months later, I'm smothering myself in hummus in the middle of the highway, drawing chalk outlines around roadkill, and shitting into a Pringles can, which I plan to mail to the Ecuadorian president.

ooqpoo · March 16, 2020

I don't have a Q

Roo · March 16, 2020

I'm not sure about my IQ (I don't think I've ever been seriously tested in a transparent "here's your score" manner), but when I worked in linguistics I scored in the very top percentile for code-breaking aptitude, so had access to rapid-familiarization in any languages.

I'd be very content with anything 115-130. Was typically at or near the top of the class through my schooling, typically trivia champion, etc. But I don't ever think of myself as some genius and advanced physics and maths eventually lost me. Anything above 140 would feel absurd to me.

Edited March 16, 2020 by Roo

bronchuseven · March 17, 2020

No idea honestly… I remember being tested extensively when young, after which the school moved me directly from 2nd to 4th grade, so apparently it's high enough.

**Ivan Ooze** · March 17, 2020

smort

**psn** · March 17, 2020

On 3/17/2020 at 12:24 PM, bronchuseven said:

No idea honestly… I remember being tested extensively when young, after which the school moved me directly from 2nd to 4th grade, so apparently it's high enough.

At that rate, you must be in 35th grade by now!.

**xox** · March 17, 2020

On 3/16/2020 at 10:55 AM, darreichungsform said:

What is your intelligence quotient?

Are there truly IQ people here on WATMM?

What’s yo numbaa, boy?!

**dingformung** · March 17, 2020

On 3/17/2020 at 5:11 PM, xox said:

What’s yo numbaa, boy?!

I can't talk about details here but when the IQ testing machine printed the results the doc was wide-eyed in pure amazement, that I can tell you. It was fabulous results

goDel · March 17, 2020

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**chenGOD** · March 17, 2020

21. I know this only because of a complex series of tests were conducted on me at a young age, when it was revealed I should be enrolled in a finishing school for chimpanzees.

**YEK** · March 17, 2020

Shouldn't there be like an online quiz linked er something.

How smart am I ? Smarter than YOU.

fxbip · March 17, 2020

303

Better question tho is:

what is your EQ?

Edited March 17, 2020 by fxbip

IDEM · March 17, 2020

I've read somewhere that your first LSD trip raises your IQ by 10 points, so yeah, I guess, like 13?

All I know is they called me IQDEM in primary school.

On 3/17/2020 at 7:21 PM, fxbip said:

303

Better question tho is:

what is your EQ?

He already answered that, so you fail.

Alcofribas · March 17, 2020

you see, when they looked at my results they simply said "ok look, we've constructed some answers, some scenarios and such that when responded to in a specific way a kind of intellect is indicated. an intelligence if you will. and we put a Q there to really drive home how serious this is. how...shall we say 'scientific.' we submitted this guy's results to sam harris. he was dumbstruck. he clicked 'forward this email' and typed in douglas murray's email address. murray concluded i was definitively caucasian. richard dawkins, upon examining the results decided this was proof of no god whatsoever. steven pinker? well he protested he had never really been into jeffrey epstein when they hung out and plugged his new version of the same book he's always writing. my test was sent to american universities where it passed all the woke tests and i was shown to be cis-het but an ally and both a defender of free speech as well as showing no evidence of any bad tweets from my pre-woke period. the democrats got hold of it and they found no evidence of russian conspiracy, even after a 17 year on air investigation by maddow. the republicans were stunned that my brain was not low energy and they promoted me to ceo of business and economy/finances. i visited the occupied territories where i found israel indeed had the right to defend itself and i convinced palestinian leadership to recognize israel's right to exist. so everything is fine there now. in the congo i personally, just with my brain, mined all the precious minerals and with them i was able to make a really cool phone and used it to send remarkable texts about the wonders of technology. i went on to have a problematic relationship with a woman a certain amount of years younger than i and as a result i found my iq was no longer revered and actually substantially went down in significance altogether. our relationship was short-lived and i made a semi-recovery in the form of a nyt op-ed and a suitable acceptance of public flogging by roxanne gay et al. in short, i have a degree in intelligence 101.

IDEM · March 17, 2020

On 3/17/2020 at 7:42 PM, Alcofribas said:

you see, when they looked at my results they simply said "ok look, we've constructed some answers, some scenarios and such that when responded to in a specific way a kind of intellect is indicated. an intelligence if you will. and we put a Q there to really drive home how serious this is. how...shall we say 'scientific.' we submitted this guy's results to sam harris. he was dumbstruck. he clicked 'forward this email' and typed in douglas murray's email address. murray concluded i was definitively caucasian. richard dawkins, upon examining the results decided this was proof of no god whatsoever. steven pinker? well he protested he had never really been into jeffrey epstein when they hung out and plugged his new version of the same book he's always writing. my test was sent to american universities where it passed all the woke tests and i was shown to be cis-het but an ally and both a defender of free speech as well as showing no evidence of any bad tweets from my pre-woke period. the democrats got hold of it and they found no evidence of russian conspiracy, even after a 17 year on air investigation by maddow. the republicans were stunned that my brain was not low energy and they promoted me to ceo of business and economy/finances. i visited the occupied territories where i found israel indeed had the right to defend itself and i convinced palestinian leadership to recognize israel's right to exist. so everything is fine there now. in the congo i personally, just with my brain, mined all the precious minerals and with them i was able to make a really cool phone and used it to send remarkable texts about the wonders of technology. i went on to have a problematic relationship with a woman a certain amount of years younger than i and as a result i found my iq was no longer revered and actually substantially went down in significance altogether. our relationship was short-lived and i made a semi-recovery in the form of a nyt op-ed and a suitable acceptance of public flogging by roxanne gay et al. in short, i have a degree in intelligence 101.

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Quarantine, huh?

Alcofribas · March 17, 2020

please, this took me less than 1 second to type

**cruising for burgers** · March 18, 2020

lol

Zephyr_Nova · March 18, 2020

Here's an interview I did with News 4, St. Louis, 7 years ago - that's 47 years in dog years (if it's a medium sized dog) - if that answers your question:

**Hugh Mughnus** · March 18, 2020

Mine is 4

Zephyr_Nova · March 18, 2020

On 3/16/2020 at 11:21 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Mine is this many! *holds up 4 fingers*

On 3/18/2020 at 3:53 AM, Hugh Mughnus said:

Mine is 4

We're the same! (I used my intelligence to determine that, which is quite high fyi.)

sweepstakes · March 18, 2020

Mine is -58732847 aka dumber than dogshit so I rounded up to 1

**Hugh Mughnus** · March 18, 2020

On 3/18/2020 at 4:00 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

On 3/16/2020 at 11:21 AM, Zephyr_Nova said:

Mine is this many! *holds up 4 fingers*

On 3/18/2020 at 3:53 AM, Hugh Mughnus said:

Mine is 4

We're the same! (I used my intelligence to determine that, which is quite high fyi.)

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