Venetian Snares - Pink & Green EP

  asymmetrical head said:

  Solo Strike said:

Watmm fags will hate this shit cuz they're too sour from licking Joyrex's balls all night and listening to each other's poor attempts at trying to make their cracked vst plugs sound like BOC.

 

still that is a messed up thing to say being that sublight has a pretty decent fan base from watmm (not me though).

yeah definitely. and fuck sublight anyway, poachers (as one of their artists delicately put it). who wrote that review anyway?

trust me, i like snares alot, but this is just mailing it in, there's absolutely nothing new or exciting on this ep at all. and personally i'm getting a bit sick of the same drum kits over and over again and lack of new ideas.

  Solo Strike said:

VENETIAN SNARES "PINK + GREEN" EP - 2007.02.10

Venetian Snares, the OG breakcore wizard, as recently seen in the sendspace leaked "Notes on Breakcore" documentary wankfest, is back with a powerful blow to your face and midsection and the follow up to his Hospitality EP (Planet Mu). From the catchy title track opener "Pink + Green" which blends demented punk vocals with hyper-complex grooves and gut gurgling bass blasts you can just tell this is something new and exciting from producer Aaron Funk. Not to worry though the sub-rattling low-end blasts and jackhammering hardcore anthems are still here and in full effect on tracks like "sporto fucking sellout cocksuckerface" and "Husikam Rave Dojo" that revisit the days of pilled out candy raving. 15 year old K-heads will love this shit! Watmm fags will hate this shit cuz they're too sour from licking Joyrex's balls all night and listening to each other's poor attempts at trying to make their cracked vst plugs sound like BOC. This is not some crybaby n00bcore bullshit, this is rave at it's roughest like only Mr.Snares can bring it. So buy this kickin' new ep so Snares can bang up more horse with Tricky and the wicked firestarter guy from The Prodigy. Pink + Green comes out on March 29, 2007. Vinyl 12" available on Planet Mu. Stay tuned for pre-orders starting at the end of February! Tracklisting and audio clips up now on the releases page. Cover art for "Pink + Green" by Arnold Steiner aka AS1 Projects coming soon

 

 

Now that's a LOL right there!

holy shit that better be the one sheet for the promo send outs!!! its always a good idea in a one sheet to directly attack an entire community of music fans

samples for track 2 and 3 sound amazing.

  Solo Strike said:

VENETIAN SNARES "PINK + GREEN" EP - 2007.02.10

Venetian Snares, the OG breakcore wizard, as recently seen in the sendspace leaked "Notes on Breakcore" documentary wankfest, is back with a powerful blow to your face and midsection and the follow up to his Hospitality EP (Planet Mu). From the catchy title track opener "Pink + Green" which blends demented punk vocals with hyper-complex grooves and gut gurgling bass blasts you can just tell this is something new and exciting from producer Aaron Funk. Not to worry though the sub-rattling low-end blasts and jackhammering hardcore anthems are still here and in full effect on tracks like "sporto fucking sellout cocksuckerface" and "Husikam Rave Dojo" that revisit the days of pilled out candy raving. 15 year old K-heads will love this shit! Watmm fags will hate this shit cuz they're too sour from licking Joyrex's balls all night and listening to each other's poor attempts at trying to make their cracked vst plugs sound like BOC. This is not some crybaby n00bcore bullshit, this is rave at it's roughest like only Mr.Snares can bring it. So buy this kickin' new ep so Snares can bang up more horse with Tricky and the wicked firestarter guy from The Prodigy. Pink + Green comes out on March 29, 2007. Vinyl 12" available on Planet Mu. Stay tuned for pre-orders starting at the end of February! Tracklisting and audio clips up now on the releases page. Cover art for "Pink + Green" by Arnold Steiner aka AS1 Projects coming soon

 

 

Now that's a LOL right there!

I'm loling my ass of right now, that's absolutely great.

they're all too right about it too.

check the site now, it has been censored

  Ghostbusters III said:

check the site now, it has been censored

lol.

i am a witness.

completely new write up:

Venetian Snares, the self proclaimed king of Spain, is back with yet another record that sounds nothing like Boards of Canada! From the incredible title track opener "Pink + Green" which sounds like all his other trax but with some weird chick singing over it, you can just tell this is something fresh and funky from producer Aaron " funk" Funk. This is cyberpunk at it's finest! Welcome to the interzone! Born on April Fool's was Annette O'Toole, so was Yuko Takeuchi that's in Ringu! I didn't know she was married to the guy from Spinal Tap! Hot techno jams like "Sporto Fucking Sellout Cocksuckerface" and "Husikam Rave Dojo" reveal the unrivaled perfection that is VSnares in his finest hour! The amen was on sale and Snares bought the whole lot! If you hated albums like Winnipeg is a Frozen Shithole and Higgins Ultra Low Track Glue Funk Hits 1972-2006, you will hate this even more! You can do rails with all your K-head friends while dancing to this shit all night until one of you dies! This is not some crybaby n00bcore bullshit, this is rave at it's roughest like only Mr.Snares can bring it. So buy this kickin' new ep so Snares can buy more laptops to make his untouchable "voice of a generation" breakcore cyber hits!. Pink + Green comes out on March 29, 2007. Vinyl 12" available on Planet Mu. Stay tuned for pre-orders starting at the end of February! Tracklisting and audio clips up now on the releases page.

Cover art for "Pink + Green" by Arnold Steiner aka AS1 Projects coming soon

I want to see the cover art !

yeah me tooo, AS1 is a great artist.

That write up's absolutely awful

Boy you know, Snares has alot of kit in his bedroom according to his planet-mu post. You sure wouldn't know it from these latest releases.

Maybe he's using it all on his Last Step albums :undecided:

sounds alright t'me

http://www.myspace.com/sublightrecords

full song on their myspace, and cover is up now:

It's now available for pre-orders

Just paid for mine!

The cover is awfully hilarious!

  Enter a new display name said:

The cover is awfully hilarious!

I second that! Seems that the Snares is churning out a lotta material lately. >.>

I'll be pre-ordering soon.

  tidbit said:

its also true that this is for 15 year olds..

...

dont fall for his cheap remarks.

That cover is amazing. I have high hopes for this

cover is a fucking lol and a half

Lol ok I've pre-ordered now the Husikam Rave Dojo track sounded like the shit.

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From: "sublightinfo sublightrecords" <sublightrecords@hotmail.com>

To: bluetard@josso.co.uk

Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007 18:22:38 +0000

Subject: RE: Notification of Payment Received

 

This email confirms that you have received a payment of $17.00 USD from

Joss Weightman (bluetard@josso.co.uk). Your order will be mailed out to you

on March 29 2007.

 

thanks!

 

 

Sublight Records Inc.

box #683

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Love that cover!

The breakdown at the end of the track on Sublight's MySpace is great!