squarepusher SQUAREPUSHER JOKES!!

  kaini said:

"You got any 6cm?" he enquires. "How about 3 inchers? Make sure it's good. I don't want my sense of geometry feeling like a kid's first protractor. D'you know what I mean?" He swears he's cool, insisting, "Don't worry. I'm not a bloody pi-monger." Finally, the square dealer, knowing that the man has all the different styles of drum and bass, begs him to leave. "The only thing I sell out here is shitty free plugin-style DSP. My friend, please leave me alone." The entire transaction was real. Tom Jenkemson has built a career around devastating attacks on complacency by presenting sounds so disturbing that the listener never really knows whether or not to laugh until they've asked themselves some serious questions about their attitudes.

lmao