Aphex Twin Aphex on Wikipedia

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

Ready? Go.

  Caustic said:

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

Wait wait wait. So you can pay me £30 IF I rap the WikiPedia article on Aphex Twin?

Any rules? Exept the 5 snare rushed and 1 guest rapper.

There's no money. That was only to get your attention.

You'll get Caustic Credit if you do it though.

Rule #1: Rap

Rule #2: No kicking

Clear? Clear.

  Caustic said:

There's no money. That was only to get your attention.

 

You'll get Caustic Credit if you do it though.

 

Rule #1: Rap

Rule #2: No kicking

 

Clear? Clear.

Hmm thats alot of rapping.

If I have time maybe. Haha.

God damn it, man. Rap!

Ice Cube can do it. Why can't you?

Are you a crazy motherfucker or not?

  Caustic said:

God damn it, man. Rap!

 

Ice Cube can do it. Why can't you?

 

Are you a crazy motherfucker or not?

You know what. with that attitude im not sure i even wana do it anymore! :devil:

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ok, i can do it, i'm expert in rap, go caustic, listen me now! :angry:

  Five Step Path said:

  Caustic said:

God damn it, man. Rap!

 

Ice Cube can do it. Why can't you?

 

Are you a crazy motherfucker or not?

 

You know what. with that attitude im not sure i even wana do it anymore! :devil:

Biatch, you need attitude to be in the Rap game.

Didn't NWA teach you anything?

  Anchio Arch io Son Pittore said:

ok, i can do it, i'm expert in rap, go caustic, listen me now! :angry:

You are an educated rapper

You can really rap your ass off

You can really knock it out

You are the greatest one of all

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

Keep on playing that rap music

Keep on grooving on the jack move

Jam harder like a Magikist

Rock harder like a Magikist

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

A-S-T

Rock, rap and roll will never die

The music will pick you up

The jam session will rock your artwork

Rock, rap and roll will entertain your artistic talent

A-S-T

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Caustic spits rhymes better than the Sunday Times.

this thread is shite.

alright mate.

ill speak the whole thing in the queens english or somerset for £20?

  Caustic said:

  Five Step Path said:

  Caustic said:

God damn it, man. Rap!

 

Ice Cube can do it. Why can't you?

 

Are you a crazy motherfucker or not?

 

You know what. with that attitude im not sure i even wana do it anymore! :devil:

Biatch, you need attitude to be in the Rap game.

 

Didn't NWA teach you anything?

I was just playin man.

Richard D. James: quit playing mind games; are you the tuss? You're giving fanboy's migranes. watmm went insane and it'd give me much pain to see such an upset occur here again mayneee

sorry im a bit tired and i probably shouldnt rap, im not listenin to any beats and I can tell that its crap, why are you taking the mic away from me

don't tase me, chap!

  Synthacat 9 said:

Richard D. James: quit playing mind games; are you the tuss? You're giving fanboy's migranes. watmm went insane and it'd give me much pain to see such an upset occur here again mayneee

 

sorry im a bit tired and i probably shouldnt rap, im not listenin to any beats and I can tell that its crap, why are you taking the mic away from me

don't tase me, chap!

*rap fap*

  Synthacat 9 said:

Richard D. James: quit playing mind games; are you the tuss? You're giving fanboy's migranes. watmm went insane and it'd give me much pain to see such an upset occur here again mayneee

 

sorry im a bit tired and i probably shouldnt rap, im not listenin to any beats and I can tell that its crap, why are you taking the mic away from me

don't tase me, chap!

Drop an Amen break and we're good to go!

  Caustic said:

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

What's your motive for this?

  Kenneth172 said:

  Caustic said:

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

 

What's your motive for this?

Why the hell not?

Boards of Canada - the new AFX? Find out tonight, on BBC2.

And remember the golden rule: Don't touch daddy's car.

  Caustic said:

  Kenneth172 said:

  Caustic said:

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

 

What's your motive for this?

Why the hell not?

yeah, why not. Was wondering why, that's all, it's very fanboy-ish... :)

  Kenneth172 said:

  Caustic said:

  Kenneth172 said:

  Caustic said:

Who's a big enough fanboy to record a spoken article for Aphex Twin?

 

infact, i'll Paypal you £30 if you rap the entire article.

 

Up to 5 snare rushes allowed and only 1 guest rapper per verse please.

 

 

Ready? Go.

 

What's your motive for this?

Why the hell not?

 

yeah, why not. Was wondering why, that's all, it's very fanboy-ish... :)

But are you funky enough to drop rhymes for the article?

Are you gonna use it on a rec-rec-record?

i'll get some white labels cut, sure.