POST YOUR MOST RECENT PIC!

  On 8/27/2011 at 1:27 AM, goffer said:

Me, 12:14AM, at table full of girls having a good ol' time:

 

pretty much my weekend. cheers to the vomit and ladies good sir!

  On 8/27/2011 at 1:27 AM, goffer said:

Me, 12:14AM, at table full of girls having a good ol' time:

 

Me, 50 minutes later, blacked out drunk on my co-workers couch floor with vomit all over myself:

Moderate your craic next time, okay?

  On 8/27/2011 at 1:27 AM, goffer said:

Me, 12:14AM, at table full of girls having a good ol' time:

 

Me, 50 minutes later, blacked out drunk on my co-workers couch floor with vomit all over myself:

High five for the table full of women. I have a lot of female friends, and whenever I go out with them, dudes always act super jealous, which is stupid because they're just my friends...plus there's no way I'm fucking all of them.

(Not at the same time, anyway.)

  On 8/30/2011 at 8:52 PM, encey said:

(Not at the same time, anyway.)

word

haha, they probably sit with you because they feel safe. In other words, you're not going to get it.

or because they are his friends.

correct, rapists always get it

  On 8/30/2011 at 10:06 PM, rixxx said:

haha, they probably sit with you because they feel safe. In other words, you're not going to get it.

yeah, you're never going to fuck any of those girls that you just like platonically, so quit trying

  On 8/28/2011 at 1:12 AM, Pennywise said:

the first picture is arousing. Yes I want to fuck you is the answer to your question.

lol

  On 8/31/2011 at 12:51 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

Best sweets ever. Get them every so often from my relatives in germany.

surely you get tunnocks tea cakes even in shitty old ireland? they seemed almost the same to me. rather good though but ich habe zahnschmerzen jetzt!

  On 8/30/2011 at 10:06 PM, rixxx said:

haha, they probably sit with you because they feel safe. In other words, you're not going to get it.

yeah, girls love guys that make them feel unsafe.. that's why i always bring my comb knife with me on dates.

also, your logic is preposterous.

  On 8/31/2011 at 1:03 AM, Coalbucket PI said:

surely you get tunnocks tea cakes even in shitty old ireland? they seemed almost the same to me. rather good though but ich habe zahnschmerzen jetzt!

Yup, but its not the same. I think you can get dickmans in lidl now though.

  On 8/31/2011 at 1:20 AM, uptown devil said:

  On 8/30/2011 at 10:06 PM, rixxx said:

haha, they probably sit with you because they feel safe. In other words, you're not going to get it.

yeah, girls love guys that make them feel unsafe.. that's why i always bring my comb knife with me on dates.

 

also, your logic is preposterous.

"oh him?! oh he's just a friend...."

you've heard that line before, it's ok I understand your pain.

haha brutal.

  On 8/31/2011 at 2:08 AM, rixxx said:

  On 8/31/2011 at 1:20 AM, uptown devil said:

  On 8/30/2011 at 10:06 PM, rixxx said:

haha, they probably sit with you because they feel safe. In other words, you're not going to get it.

yeah, girls love guys that make them feel unsafe.. that's why i always bring my comb knife with me on dates.

 

also, your logic is preposterous.

 

 

"oh him?! oh he's just a friend...."

 

 

you've heard that line before, it's ok I understand your pain.

yeah i have heard that line before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbH3bAvTYjg

i have girls who are friends that have told me theyd fuck me and i know that i make them feel safe. they also call me their friend. i'm fucking awesome.

Deep down you know, you'd probably fuck any friend of the opposite sex. Some alcohol might need to be taken for some.

  On 8/28/2011 at 1:01 AM, drukqs said:

More pictures for you guys to ridicule me with

 

 

I want to see the picture of the massive cockshaft you're sitting on.

Edit: in both pics.

  On 8/30/2011 at 8:39 PM, Braintree said:

 

  On 8/27/2011 at 1:27 AM, goffer said:

Me, 12:14AM, at table full of girls having a good ol' time:

 

Me, 50 minutes later, blacked out drunk on my co-workers couch floor with vomit all over myself:

 

High five for the table full of women. I have a lot of female friends, and whenever I go out with them, dudes always act super jealous, which is stupid because they're just my friends...plus there's no way I'm fucking all of them.

There's no way anyone's fucking anyone if you're fucking tossing your gut contents down your shirt a mere hour later.

  On 8/31/2011 at 3:09 AM, chassis said:

Deep down you know, you'd probably fuck any friend of the opposite sex. Some alcohol might need to be taken for some.

I actually deleted that from my previous post as i felt it was unrelated. I would fuck any one of my female friends granted it is legal. I ain't going to bang my buddy's little girl.

I am a bad person.