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  On 8/30/2011 at 9:25 PM, underscore said:

  On 8/30/2011 at 8:06 PM, rixxx said:

haha, they probably sit with you because they feel safe. In other words, you're not going to get it.

 

yeah, you're never going to fuck any of those girls that you just like platonically, so quit trying

Dang!

  On 8/31/2011 at 1:21 AM, baph said:

  On 8/30/2011 at 6:39 PM, Braintree said:

 

  On 8/26/2011 at 11:27 PM, goffer said:

Me, 12:14AM, at table full of girls having a good ol' time:

 

Me, 50 minutes later, blacked out drunk on my co-workers couch floor with vomit all over myself:

 

High five for the table full of women. I have a lot of female friends, and whenever I go out with them, dudes always act super jealous, which is stupid because they're just my friends...plus there's no way I'm fucking all of them.

 

There's no way anyone's fucking anyone if you're fucking tossing your gut contents down your shirt a mere hour later.

You would be surprised. I think I might have mentioned it before, but I went home with a bartender once....well, it wasn't home. She drove me home, but I had house guests so we ended up hooking up in the car. It was a beat up Ford Explorer that she double parked in front of my apartment. About ten minutes into coitus [which was in the passender side seat], I got the spins and had to open the door and puke. I said "thanks for the ride" and went inside.

That was about 15 minutes after leaving the bar.

i was just trying to one up rick's ragin comment. i'm sure you could have any of your girl friends, based on the fact that most of watmm wants you inside them.

I guess I don't actually know about this puking business because I can basically polish off 750ml of scotch with nary a burp, because I'm hardcore like that and everyone wants to fuck me except drukqs WHY WON'T YOU FUCK ME DRUKQS holy shit I'm drunk

:pukes:

I think it is mostly a myth that female friends only like male friends platonically, at least a lot of they time they know full well you want to have sex with them to some extent or other and they like the power.

that's pretty much it.

I've found that the best way to clear up unbalanced sexual power dynamics is to act totally aloof, until your friends forget about you altogether, and then to sit in a darkened room and masturbate until your soul cries out for even the merest touch of another.

  On 8/30/2011 at 8:06 PM, rixxx said:

haha, they probably sit with you because they feel safe. In other words, you're not going to get it.

hmm, how can you tell that he didn't just sit at their table? busy smoking areas tend to result in people sitting together just because they want to sit down.

my first time touching snow since I was 6 years old.

This was taken about 20 minutes later. Heaven on earth.

  On 8/31/2011 at 1:06 AM, essines said:

i have girls who are friends that have told me theyd fuck me and i know that i make them feel safe. they also call me their friend. i'm fucking awesome.

Your self-affirmations are inspiring as ever!

  On 8/31/2011 at 2:03 PM, encey said:

  On 8/31/2011 at 1:06 AM, essines said:

i have girls who are friends that have told me theyd fuck me and i know that i make them feel safe. they also call me their friend. i'm fucking awesome.

Your self-affirmations are inspiring as ever!

*sticks Facebook thumb up me bum*

  On 8/31/2011 at 4:17 PM, encey said:

*sticks Facebook thumb up me bum*

Mark Zuckerberg should make a little animation illustrating this every time you "poke" someone.

  On 8/31/2011 at 9:39 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

canadia?

Tuolumne Meadows in Yosemite.

  On 8/31/2011 at 4:28 PM, baph said:

  On 8/31/2011 at 4:17 PM, encey said:

*sticks Facebook thumb up me bum*

 

Mark Zuckerberg should make a little animation illustrating this every time you "poke" someone.

i got poked by a gay guy once on facebook. had no idea he was gay at the time. we sat next to each other in a psychology class, human sexuality. the first thing i ever said to him was when i was flipping through my book, which had a couple pages stuck together. "gross, i knew i shouldn't have bought THIS book used."

  On 8/31/2011 at 5:30 PM, underscore said:

  On 8/31/2011 at 4:28 PM, baph said:

  On 8/31/2011 at 4:17 PM, encey said:

*sticks Facebook thumb up me bum*

 

Mark Zuckerberg should make a little animation illustrating this every time you "poke" someone.

 

i got poked by a gay guy once

That means something completely different in Scotland.

  On 8/31/2011 at 6:11 PM, Braintree said:

  On 8/31/2011 at 5:30 PM, underscore said:

  On 8/31/2011 at 4:28 PM, baph said:

  On 8/31/2011 at 4:17 PM, encey said:

*sticks Facebook thumb up me bum*

 

Mark Zuckerberg should make a little animation illustrating this every time you "poke" someone.

 

i got poked by a gay guy once

 

That means something completely different in Scotland.

This amuses me most of the time :P

Can I gum yer shooter?

Can I bum a fag?

  On 8/31/2011 at 9:24 AM, nuclearaddict said:

 

my first time touching snow since I was 6 years old.

 

you can really see the satisfaction on your face, like something is happening in your pants

i am used to seeing snow at least once a month.

Holy shit, that's a lot of cocaína

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lol unicode myspace angle

Went for a swing with my mommy the other day