Braintree Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 On 8/30/2011 at 11:25 PM, underscore said: On 8/30/2011 at 10:06 PM, rixxx said: haha, they probably sit with you because they feel safe. In other words, you're not going to get it. yeah, you're never going to fuck any of those girls that you just like platonically, so quit trying Dang! On 8/31/2011 at 3:21 AM, baph said: On 8/30/2011 at 8:39 PM, Braintree said: On 8/27/2011 at 1:27 AM, goffer said: Me, 12:14AM, at table full of girls having a good ol' time: Me, 50 minutes later, blacked out drunk on my co-workers couch floor with vomit all over myself: High five for the table full of women. I have a lot of female friends, and whenever I go out with them, dudes always act super jealous, which is stupid because they're just my friends...plus there's no way I'm fucking all of them. There's no way anyone's fucking anyone if you're fucking tossing your gut contents down your shirt a mere hour later. You would be surprised. I think I might have mentioned it before, but I went home with a bartender once....well, it wasn't home. She drove me home, but I had house guests so we ended up hooking up in the car. It was a beat up Ford Explorer that she double parked in front of my apartment. About ten minutes into coitus [which was in the passender side seat], I got the spins and had to open the door and puke. I said "thanks for the ride" and went inside. That was about 15 minutes after leaving the bar. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1646932 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 i was just trying to one up rick's ragin comment. i'm sure you could have any of your girl friends, based on the fact that most of watmm wants you inside them. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1646943 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 I guess I don't actually know about this puking business because I can basically polish off 750ml of scotch with nary a burp, because I'm hardcore like that and everyone wants to fuck me except drukqs WHY WON'T YOU FUCK ME DRUKQS holy shit I'm drunk :pukes: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1646952 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Coalbucket PI Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 I think it is mostly a myth that female friends only like male friends platonically, at least a lot of they time they know full well you want to have sex with them to some extent or other and they like the power. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647027 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixxx Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 that's pretty much it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide rixxx's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 I've found that the best way to clear up unbalanced sexual power dynamics is to act totally aloof, until your friends forget about you altogether, and then to sit in a darkened room and masturbate until your soul cries out for even the merest touch of another. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 On 8/30/2011 at 10:06 PM, rixxx said: haha, they probably sit with you because they feel safe. In other words, you're not going to get it. hmm, how can you tell that he didn't just sit at their table? busy smoking areas tend to result in people sitting together just because they want to sit down. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nuclearaddict Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 my first time touching snow since I was 6 years old. This was taken about 20 minutes later. Heaven on earth. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 On 8/31/2011 at 3:06 AM, essines said: i have girls who are friends that have told me theyd fuck me and i know that i make them feel safe. they also call me their friend. i'm fucking awesome. Your self-affirmations are inspiring as ever! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 (edited) On 8/31/2011 at 4:03 PM, encey said: On 8/31/2011 at 3:06 AM, essines said: i have girls who are friends that have told me theyd fuck me and i know that i make them feel safe. they also call me their friend. i'm fucking awesome. Your self-affirmations are inspiring as ever! Edited August 31, 2011 by essines Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
encey Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 *sticks Facebook thumb up me bum* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide encey's signature Hide all signatures essines said: i am hot shit ... that smells like baking bread. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647290 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 On 8/31/2011 at 6:17 PM, encey said: *sticks Facebook thumb up me bum* Mark Zuckerberg should make a little animation illustrating this every time you "poke" someone. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647297 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nuclearaddict Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 On 8/31/2011 at 11:39 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said: canadia? Tuolumne Meadows in Yosemite. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647331 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest underscore Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 On 8/31/2011 at 6:28 PM, baph said: On 8/31/2011 at 6:17 PM, encey said: *sticks Facebook thumb up me bum* Mark Zuckerberg should make a little animation illustrating this every time you "poke" someone. i got poked by a gay guy once on facebook. had no idea he was gay at the time. we sat next to each other in a psychology class, human sexuality. the first thing i ever said to him was when i was flipping through my book, which had a couple pages stuck together. "gross, i knew i shouldn't have bought THIS book used." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 On 8/31/2011 at 7:30 PM, underscore said: On 8/31/2011 at 6:28 PM, baph said: On 8/31/2011 at 6:17 PM, encey said: *sticks Facebook thumb up me bum* Mark Zuckerberg should make a little animation illustrating this every time you "poke" someone. i got poked by a gay guy once That means something completely different in Scotland. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647359 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 On 8/31/2011 at 8:11 PM, Braintree said: On 8/31/2011 at 7:30 PM, underscore said: On 8/31/2011 at 6:28 PM, baph said: On 8/31/2011 at 6:17 PM, encey said: *sticks Facebook thumb up me bum* Mark Zuckerberg should make a little animation illustrating this every time you "poke" someone. i got poked by a gay guy once That means something completely different in Scotland. This amuses me most of the time :P Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647432 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 Can I gum yer shooter? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 Can I bum a fag? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647435 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest exaze Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 On 8/31/2011 at 11:24 AM, nuclearaddict said: my first time touching snow since I was 6 years old. you can really see the satisfaction on your face, like something is happening in your pants Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 31, 2011 Report Share Posted August 31, 2011 i am used to seeing snow at least once a month. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647535 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Holy shit, that's a lot of cocaína Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647581 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 ANCHOR BABY HAVIN' COKE MAKIN' FREEDOM HATIN' CHEESE EATIN' SURRENDERIN' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest touch hole Posted September 1, 2011 Report Share Posted September 1, 2011 Went for a swing with my mommy the other day Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/35047-post-your-most-recent-pic/page/484/#findComment-1647691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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