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hahaha :-)

 

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

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  On 10/9/2012 at 2:32 PM, kaini said:

phone is ring

"lumpy is marry"

"no"

 

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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  On 10/9/2012 at 3:42 PM, Obel said:

I for one am going to miss your lady of the night stories from back in the day.

 

yeah, I've moved on, sad to say. That phone call kaini posted isn't that far from the truth. I was pursuing this one girl for the longest time who had this slender frame with the most disproportionately enormous and well-formed breasts, real live anime proportions, and then I got tired of chasing her, one thing led to another, and I decided to get married. Then who should hit me up yesterday wanting to do a video call with me? Miss bigtits. Ah well, I don't even have the desire to stray any more, it's really like a switch went off in my brain. I don't even really feel tempted. I'm...old.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

delet... Grand Master

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And nice.

 

I hear that the Philippines does boob jobs for cheap.

 

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modey Grand Master

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  On 10/9/2012 at 5:40 AM, delet... said:

More importantly, why is he holding his mouth open like he's got cum rolling around in the bottom of it.

Because I was drunk, playing dressups and posing! You should know this about me by now!

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  On 10/9/2012 at 6:22 AM, lumpenprol said:
  On 10/8/2012 at 5:04 PM, dr lopez said:

well this is awesome! I'm blushing with WATMM pride! Am I remembering correctly that there's a little lumpy on the way? Or am I crazy

 

Thanks goDel, Kavinsky, Eugene, Obel, usagi, and dr. lopez! Indeed, you are right that there is a little lumpy on the way, it's a shotgun wedding. Next March, snake year baby. Not sure if boy or girl yet.

 

One funny thing is back in the playful, carefree days of watmm I posted some pics of my now wife naked. But thanks to the shorter archiving span, and JR's new puritanism, those photos are now lost in the mists of time :emotawesomepm9:

 

I remember that. I printed them out and sent them to the library of congress. Have yet to get a letter back...

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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  On 10/9/2012 at 9:48 PM, Braintree said:

 

I remember that. I printed them out and sent them to the library of congress. Have yet to get a letter back...

 

lol, actually i seem to remember at the time you said something like "she looks nice, good going" and then someone else said "on closer inspection, she's not really that hot"...what can I say, I'm happy :)

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

baph Grand Master

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  On 10/10/2012 at 5:17 PM, Alcofribas said:
  On 10/9/2012 at 6:24 AM, dr lopez said:

pepperidge farm remembers

 

flol

 

also flol

 

edit: this thread still isn't loading right for me so can someone please tell me if I ever got an answer as to why hasidic men don't wear ties? Thank you.

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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because it reminds them of long-gone foreskin

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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  On 10/9/2012 at 5:16 PM, lumpenprol said:
  On 10/9/2012 at 3:42 PM, Obel said:

I for one am going to miss your lady of the night stories from back in the day.

 

yeah, I've moved on, sad to say. That phone call kaini posted isn't that far from the truth. I was pursuing this one girl for the longest time who had this slender frame with the most disproportionately enormous and well-formed breasts, real live anime proportions, and then I got tired of chasing her, one thing led to another, and I decided to get married. Then who should hit me up yesterday wanting to do a video call with me? Miss bigtits. Ah well, I don't even have the desire to stray any more, it's really like a switch went off in my brain. I don't even really feel tempted. I'm...old.

 

Congrats on the marriage, Lumpy! Did you pay for the wedding? Or her parents? Also, I'm gonna need some pics of Miss Bigtits for my notes.

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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lol...thanks! I'm paying for the wedding, to the tune of $10k (was there ever any doubt?). That doesn't include the cost of flying my friends over, nor the cost of the various rings either. Ah well, you only do it once right? I'm actually getting really stoked.

 

Hm, bigtits, here are a few sfw ones

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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jules is hot

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  On 2/19/2012 at 4:04 AM, Mesh Gear Fox said:

again, i don't really hate skrillex as much as i hate the people that think that sort of music has any sort of integrity. i try to be open minded, and a lot of the time i employ a "well, each to his/her own" attitude towards personal preferences such as music taste and who knows, maybe it is original in its own way, sorta like a drawing by an autistic kid.

gaarg Grand Master

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Lumpenprol, does her personality go along with the nice looks? I guess she doesn't read this forum as you post these photos so go sincere :)

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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which one, my fiance? Yeah she's pretty awesome, what can I say...that's why we're getting married. I decided to go for the "contentment factor" rather than insane over the top sex (which I'm not really capable of any more, anyway). We're just really content to hang and do whatever together, watch movies, she likes to cook...my home life is pretty idyllic. She has a terrible sense of direction, but then, I'm basically bald - so we both have our deficits :-)

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

keltoi Grand Master

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wait. you're not married yet? what's with the wedding photos?

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lumpenprol Grand Master

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ah, sorry for the confusion, it's actually pre-wedding hype photo. They do that here in China. Wedding is Oct 24th.

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

keltoi Grand Master

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  On 10/11/2012 at 5:21 PM, lumpenprol said:

pre-wedding hype photo

 

LOLWTF!?

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Oh they have those pre-wedding photos here too.

From everything I've seen 10k for a wedding isn't too bad. I'm assuming you're just okaying everything and leaving the choices to her. At least that's my plan. The lady and I are already talking about it (more like I'm forced to listen), although we're not engaged yet and fuck me it just seems like such a huge (expensive) bother. I totally understand why people elope now.

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