What are you consuming right now?

Just had dinner...

Chicken fried in sesame oil, ginger, and spring onion.

Then I chopped up a bunch of red pepper bells, broccoli, chili, and threw that in.

Then I threw in some sriracha with lemon grass and oyster sauce, stirred it around, cooked some rice and ate it like a motherfucker.

It was good. And I've still got half a casserole left.

  On 11/5/2015 at 5:47 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 11/5/2015 at 2:48 PM, Aphex said:

I went and got myself my trademark "heart-attack special" subway sandwich earlier today. The best thing about it is that for hours after eating it, every burp tastes exactly like the sandwich. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

which one is the heart attack special? I'd say all of them because of the sodium levels but maybe one is extra heart attacky lol.

 

The heart attack special is as follows:

Chicken tikka filling, lettuce, sweetcorn and cheese in toasted plain italian bread. That doesn't sound too unhealthy, right? Well, this is where reality tumbles apart and we are dragged, kicking and screaming, into the realm of insanity. When the slack-jawed sandwich-monkey asks "would you like any sauce?" I reply "Yes, an inhuman amount of both ketchup and barbecue sauce". They generally give me a bit of an odd look, but that's because they've never tasted the unholy glory of the heart attack special. If only you would all try it, you'd know. You'd all know.

Anyway, it's probably for the best I rarely have them. I just decided to get one today to treat myself for having the willpower to leave my hovel and go into town for the first time in months.

this donut

edit: according to patternoverlap, this is what is called a "Cake Donut". It has a subtle flavor and isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

Cum, actually.

looks like a butthole (FLOL)

  On 11/5/2015 at 6:10 PM, Aphex said:

 

  On 11/5/2015 at 5:47 PM, StephenG said:

 

  On 11/5/2015 at 2:48 PM, Aphex said:

I went and got myself my trademark "heart-attack special" subway sandwich earlier today. The best thing about it is that for hours after eating it, every burp tastes exactly like the sandwich. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

which one is the heart attack special? I'd say all of them because of the sodium levels but maybe one is extra heart attacky lol.

 

 

The heart attack special is as follows:

 

Chicken tikka filling, lettuce, sweetcorn and cheese in toasted plain italian bread. That doesn't sound too unhealthy, right? Well, this is where reality tumbles apart and we are dragged, kicking and screaming, into the realm of insanity. When the slack-jawed sandwich-monkey asks "would you like any sauce?" I reply "Yes, an inhuman amount of both ketchup and barbecue sauce". They generally give me a bit of an odd look, but that's because they've never tasted the unholy glory of the heart attack special. If only you would all try it, you'd know. You'd all know.

 

Anyway, it's probably for the best I rarely have them. I just decided to get one today to treat myself for having the willpower to leave my hovel and go into town for the first time in months.

 

ha! Tikka filling and sweetcorn aren't even options at subway, in Canad'er.

chocolate marble cake, free at work

  On 11/5/2015 at 2:48 PM, Aphex said:

I went and got myself my trademark "heart-attack special" subway sandwich earlier today. The best thing about it is that for hours after eating it, every burp tastes exactly like the sandwich. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

To yourself and everyone around you as well. How polite and thoughtul you are.

Just ate a slice of bus plaza pepperoni pizza. Going home to have fried chicken, ice water with lime and a little cannabis.

zucchini spaghetti (where you screw your zucc through that little thing and it turns it into the spaghetti noodles) with veggie meatballs.

I'm eating a new snack I invented.

I call it cheese-carrot.

It's a carrot with a slice of cheese wrapped around it.

Edit: I now call it chee-rrot.

^groce

Fillet steak, rare as a motherfucker

motherfuckers are fairly common though imho tbqh afaik

coarse salt and some butter on top of the steak I hope?

hot apple drink...

i'm dreaming about ingesting a slice of custard fruit tart. It may remain just a dream if i can't be bothered getting up.

  On 11/8/2015 at 11:24 PM, delet... said:

i'm dreaming about ingesting a slice of custard fruit tart. It may remain just a dream if i can't be bothered getting up.

first world problems

le-sigh

Just made stew: red lentils, carmelised onions & peppers, squash, collards, tomato, ginger & cilantro with fried green beans & toasted sunflower seeds on the side.

watmm, as we speak. I'm back after a two year hiatus, wasn't able to get my account back so yeah, here I am. Hello.

Before that, I had some possibly record-breaking goulash.

green tea

Tea (not green)

Shitty takeout chicken fingers at 3:45 AM

Terrible coffee.

Marmite and peanut butter on toast, green tea.

basic as fuck curry

curry leaves, butter, turmeric, fried onions/garlic/ginger, tom puree, coriander, scotch bonnet, cinnamon, plus a load of veggie sticks fried off, just adding coconut milk nowwwww

Aaaahhhhh, mmmmmm, oooooohhhh

Freshly hewn badgers nut sack, dipped in manuka honey, washed down with flagon of Father Parsons Dark Crack ale (7.3%)

It' a local speciality round here mate