What are you consuming right now?

2 Fresh jelly doughnuts from a little local bakery and milk.

Original Curry pot noodle.

Can of Kestrel Super and a Klingon's head.

Cornish?

watmm and canny can beer... and pr0n

Big K brand Diet Cola.

staropolskie porter, 500ml

"excellent polish beer" according to the label and its fucking tasty

those poles really know their porters.... i had no clue until recently that porters were so popular.

bacon, fried eggs, posh macaroni cheese (big macaroni, roquefort + cream)

Thoroughly fucking consuming the consequences of putting off an essay all week until midnight the day before it's due. And the fact that I'm here posting this isn't helping.

Chicken 'goujons', which I believe to be nothing but elongated nuggets.

and chips.

lager

white-grape and pomegranate juice

Dry raw spaghetti

  Iain C said:

Dry raw spaghetti

I sometimes eat raw spaghetti...only when I'm about to cook it though

Don't eat raw penne. It really hurts.

I expect someone to edit 'penne' to 'penis', so I thought i'd preempt them. Hah.

mayo, lettuce, ham, cheddar + pepper sandwich

mmm i'm full

jillz sparkling cider or something don't know if it's real cider it isn't that good anyway

my right index fingernail

up next: a fart

a 4-pack of vanilla frappuccinos

plain cheerios w/ brown sugar

  ms-dos said:

my right index fingernail

 

up next: a fart

You are going to consume a fart? Inhalation or ingestion?

  Berk said:

jillz sparkling cider or something don't know if it's real cider it isn't that good anyway

that and strongbow gold (only ciders widely available in NL) are made/distributed by Heineken and are overpriced. seems like it's been successfully marketed as a sophisticated/trendy drink tho.

edit: cofffee

Water

And I'm thinking about having some müsli... serious business.

Tea and Vegetable casserole, will be followed by Battenburg.

Veggie spring rolls... George, you've put me in the mood for a cup of tea so I'll probably have one in a minute!

own brand cherryade