kaini Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 so the dalai lama walks into a mcdonalds and says 'make me one with everything' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936604 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 why are gays always the first to leave a hotel? 'cos they got their shit packed the night before Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 "Dr, would you kiss me?" says the patient. "No", says the doctor. "You are a very beautiful woman but it's against my code of ethics. "Please, just one kiss", she asks again. "It's totally out of the question" he replies. "Strictly speaking you shouldn't even be sucking my cock." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936609 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 assegai said: What do you tell a woman that has two black eyes? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «Nothing, you've already told her twice How do you start a dishwasher? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «You kick her in the ass Why are women like ovens? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «You have to warm them up before you put the meat in Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936610 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest analogue wings Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 q: how many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « a: two - one to change the bulb and one to suck my cock Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw a lightbulb? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « One, but it takes three episodes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betty Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Chickens." "Chickens who?" "How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb so they can cross the road to get to the bar to meet the Irish man?" » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « *closes door* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) german jokes: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering. So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger. So a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender calls his psychiatrist to report that he is hallucinating again. How do you brainwash a blonde? A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down their confidence and resistance to outside suggestion. A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his drinking is destroying his life and the lives of his family also. Edited January 30, 2009 by kaini Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936654 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Funktion said: A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family. This made me laugh hardest so far, and I have no idea why. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936656 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 kaini said: german jokes: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering. So, there were an Irishman, an Englishman and an American wrecked on an island. One day, they found a bottle, and when they opened it, a ghost came out and offered them each a wish. However, even though they wished for different stuff, nothing happened, as the three guys of varying nationalities were just having shared hallucinations from hunger. So a mushroom walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender calls his psychiatrist to report that he is hallucinating again. How do you brainwash a blonde? A rigorous schedule of psychologically breaking down their confidence and resistance to outside suggestion. A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his drinking is destroying his life and the lives of his family also. they're funny if you imagine dieter from saturday night live telling them. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936657 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
G. I. Raffe Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Funktion said: A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family. haha german jokes http://www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/000463.html Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide G. I. Raffe's signature Hide all signatures @thegianttweets I am a Giant. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936726 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) Quote Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest. lol my favourite at the minute is kind of hard to explain: whats green and invisible *Holds out hand palm upwards* » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « This cabbage. Edited January 30, 2009 by mrcopyandpaste Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 WHY DOES SNOOP DOG ALWAYS CARRY AROUND AN UMBRELLA? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « FO' DRIZZLE Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 :teeth: :grin: This thread Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « added spoiler tags and another comic Edited January 30, 2009 by Capsaicin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-936967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 LOL Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-937111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarg Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 A gnome walks into the forest, points his finger to the ground and says: "That's snow" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gaarg's signature Hide all signatures www.petergaber.com is where I keep my paintings. I used to have a kinky tumblr, but it exploded. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-938075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 (edited) jokes that only work when telling to somebody in person what does a 4 year olds cock smell like *test breath on freinds face* what does a four year olds cunt smell like *shove fingers under freinds nose* Edited January 31, 2009 by funkaholic Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-938082 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 what rhymes with piss? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « an MC holding a cup of urine Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-938428 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 THat german joke site was amazing. The bitter comments from the germans were the best part. Quote One morning, two Englishmen are strolling down a London street, when they see a stray dog licking its own testicles. One of the Englishmen turns to the other and says, "Say, I wish I could do that!" His mate watches the dog for a moment, sighs longingly, and replies, "I should say so! But don't you think you ought to get to know him first?" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-938685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 OneToThirtySix said: Funktion said: A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family. This made me laugh hardest so far, and I have no idea why. yeah me too, but then I'm German. :embrassed: Actually, I haven't heard the name "German Jokes" for these around here, and I haven't heard anyone telling jokes like these either. Typically German jokes are probably less funny ones about blondes or all kinds of minorities (though they're usually told ironically so the people laugh about it in that "wow man that's so politically incorrect haha, how outrageous" kinda way ... so they're even told by the minorities themselves in a Stockholm-syndrome-y sense. The younger Germans are getting off on that Chuck Norris shit and other memes off the German part of the internet (ugh). One my gf told me: How does one call the adipose tissue around the labia? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « woman Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-938787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Capsaicin said: » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « added spoiler tags and another comic yes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-938840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-938861 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 LMFAO @ capsaicin Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/2/#findComment-938867 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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