Capsaicin Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-938878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Etch Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Who did that last one. The penis painting one? Anyone remember Brian from Spaced. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-938883 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sero_13 Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Kinda similar to one before, but... What's brown and rhymes with snoop? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Dr. Dre Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-938884 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Funktion Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 please don't open this » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « Etch said: Who did that last one. The penis painting one? http://www.legorobotcomics.com/ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-938889 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlisuite Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Jerusalem, round the year 26. A group of Jews is bored. After long pointless wandering around, one of them gets an idea: "Let's stone a whore!" Everyone's up for it. They arrive at the nearest bordel, find a whore, then drag her out to the street. As they are about to throw the stones, Jesus runs from around the corner yelling: "Behold, miserables! The one who never sinned, throw your stone!" This spoils the raging mood of the Jews, and as they turn their backs to walk away, an old lady slings a large stone and hits the whore in the face. Jesus turns to her and says: "C'mon, mom!!" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-938890 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, “I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade.” The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.” “You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career.” Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-942931 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 That girl's ass is like a credit card machine. One swipe and I'm cashed out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-945083 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 what has 48 balls and fucks grannies? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « bingo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-945088 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrcopyandpaste Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 What sound does and emotionally wooden chicken make. » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « bocbocbocboc Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-962970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Capsaicin said: » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « god damn tthis is good. i think saved awhole buncho f them somewhere and.. lost them :( Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-962973 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 do you/anyone have the rest (of the comic i quoted)? cheerscheerscheerscheerscheerscheerscheerscheers! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-962981 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capsaicin Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Dude I dunno, but you could send a mail to that email on the comic. Post his/her site here if you get it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-962999 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bitroast Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 thats true. i'm pretty sure someone posted them all just last year though. at least, im pretty sure it was watmm. fingers crossed it was watmm. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-963018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaini Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 how do you make a cat go woof? » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « douse it in petrol and light a match. WOOF! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide kaini's signature Hide all signatures On 5/7/2013 at 11:06 PM, ambermonk said: I know IDM can be extreme On 6/3/2017 at 11:50 PM, ladalaika said: this sounds like an airplane landing on a minefield Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-963440 Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkaholic Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Last night my wife said she wanted a rape alarm, so at 5.30 this morning I put tape over her mouth, held her down, fucked her in the arse and whispered: "Time to get up, Honey!" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-1034790 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 can you rape your wife? it's a sick thing to ask but i'm just genuinely curious if you could bring a case to court Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-1034834 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Fred McGriff said: can you rape your wife? it's a sick thing to ask but i'm just genuinely curious if you could bring a case to court definitely Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42094-jokes/page/3/#findComment-1034836 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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