Hello Wattmites

  hahathhat said:

*catches the wave and surfs it*

The idea of a tsunami is a thrilling aspect to a surfer? Are you fucking crazy, mr. CEO of Quicksilver?

I don't know Dog. I have a lot of friends who have met him, though. I hear he's in some sort of trouble with his taxes or something.

I never wanted to leave WATMM, but my priority was to get my life back in order and get out of Idaho. In doing so, I didn't have any time to Internet that didn't involve surfing for chicks on Facebook.

Idaho. We all make mistakes, I guess. Mine were going there and loving the same woman for five years.

I moved back in with my mom in Hawaii in August 2008. She has gotten a bit odd since she retired. She cries a bit at the conclusion of each phone call I make to her now. I moved a desk in my room and she flipped out over it so I moved out after finding two cavemen who were renting out a room. I feel obligated to have a drink with them after work around midnight a few times a week. They ask me a lot of questions. I try to not answer them with one word. I'm not an elitist or anything, but they're really, really dumb. All they do is sit there are praise me for going to school, not knocking up "baby mamas" and for showering daily? The question mark was to symbolize my own disbelief. Sigh.

Oh well. The rent is dirt cheap and I talk my way out of paying the electric bill by flirting with the landlady each month. Some day I hope she and I will make love so I can see the roof of her mouth. She has an OK face and pretty hair, but her body looks a bit like an attractive woman who eats at Lumps R Us, and she wears giant, giant panties. Enormous.

where do people who live in hawaii go on vacation?

The next sentence is false. The previous sentence is true.

Hey Tony! How did your phone call with that hipster chick go?

  beneboi said:

The next sentence is false. The previous sentence is true.

The next sentence is true. I can lie.

  patternoverlap said:

Hey Tony! How did your phone call with that hipster chick go?

I didn't call her yet. I don't see conversation going anywhere with her. The plan is to wait until the small, pink motorcycle helmet I ordered comes in before calling her. She wants to go for a motorcycle ride so I'll just wait until I get some time off, and then I'll invite her for a ride. At least then we'll have some experience to talk about or something.

  tv_party said:

where do people who live in hawaii go on vacation?

Waikiki.

what do hawaiian people call hawaiian shirts?

shirts!

thought so.

but how do they distinguish between boring sky blue work shirts and sunset orange shirts with pineapples and palm trees?

Because hawaiian shirts are their work shirts. The blue collar ones are for when you go to Waikiki.

did someone just say " boy o boy "

yo .. welkum bak ...

+ fuk it's expensive to fly to hawaii from ausii

hey man! i missed your posting prowess. welcome back!

Thanks!

Hawaiian shirts are called "aloha shirts" in Hawaii.

I bet you can't guess what we call a Hawaiian pizza.

A tomato-cheese saucer!

A HAM AND PINEAPPLE PIZZA (seriously).

What a world!

They actually call them "Ham & Pineapple Shirts" too, you just won't admit it.

i was gonna say aloha pizza

Your journalist career in Idaho would have been successful if you took pictures of yourself as Spider-Man.

  Tony Danza said:

Thanks!

 

Hawaiian shirts are called "aloha shirts" in Hawaii.

 

I bet you can't guess what we call a Hawaiian pizza.

see i knew it wasn't such a silly question. everyday's a school day

"Hawaiian" is a controversial word here because of the native Hawaiians. If you describe anything as Hawaiian that really isn't a Hawaiian, the Hawaiians will throw a temper tantrum before leaving their tent cities angrily.

Someone from Hawaii is a Hawaii resident.

  Tony Danza said:

Facebook is my new girlfriend.

well, your new girlfriend is one nosy bitch!