Guest Mr Salads Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 hahathhat said: *catches the wave and surfs it* The idea of a tsunami is a thrilling aspect to a surfer? Are you fucking crazy, mr. CEO of Quicksilver? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-959681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 I don't know Dog. I have a lot of friends who have met him, though. I hear he's in some sort of trouble with his taxes or something. I never wanted to leave WATMM, but my priority was to get my life back in order and get out of Idaho. In doing so, I didn't have any time to Internet that didn't involve surfing for chicks on Facebook. Idaho. We all make mistakes, I guess. Mine were going there and loving the same woman for five years. I moved back in with my mom in Hawaii in August 2008. She has gotten a bit odd since she retired. She cries a bit at the conclusion of each phone call I make to her now. I moved a desk in my room and she flipped out over it so I moved out after finding two cavemen who were renting out a room. I feel obligated to have a drink with them after work around midnight a few times a week. They ask me a lot of questions. I try to not answer them with one word. I'm not an elitist or anything, but they're really, really dumb. All they do is sit there are praise me for going to school, not knocking up "baby mamas" and for showering daily? The question mark was to symbolize my own disbelief. Sigh. Oh well. The rent is dirt cheap and I talk my way out of paying the electric bill by flirting with the landlady each month. Some day I hope she and I will make love so I can see the roof of her mouth. She has an OK face and pretty hair, but her body looks a bit like an attractive woman who eats at Lumps R Us, and she wears giant, giant panties. Enormous. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-959707 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv_party Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 where do people who live in hawaii go on vacation? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-959754 Share on other sites More sharing options...
beneboi Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 The next sentence is false. The previous sentence is true. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-959757 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 Hey Tony! How did your phone call with that hipster chick go? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-959787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ezkerraldean Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 beneboi said: The next sentence is false. The previous sentence is true.incorrect Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-959821 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCONES TO DIE FOR Posted February 24, 2009 Report Share Posted February 24, 2009 The next sentence is true. I can lie. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-959941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 25, 2009 Report Share Posted February 25, 2009 patternoverlap said: Hey Tony! How did your phone call with that hipster chick go? I didn't call her yet. I don't see conversation going anywhere with her. The plan is to wait until the small, pink motorcycle helmet I ordered comes in before calling her. She wants to go for a motorcycle ride so I'll just wait until I get some time off, and then I'll invite her for a ride. At least then we'll have some experience to talk about or something. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-960439 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 tv_party said: where do people who live in hawaii go on vacation? Waikiki. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962188 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 what do hawaiian people call hawaiian shirts? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 shirts! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962217 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 thought so. but how do they distinguish between boring sky blue work shirts and sunset orange shirts with pineapples and palm trees? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 Because hawaiian shirts are their work shirts. The blue collar ones are for when you go to Waikiki. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962643 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 did someone just say " boy o boy " Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted February 26, 2009 Report Share Posted February 26, 2009 yo .. welkum bak ... + fuk it's expensive to fly to hawaii from ausii Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962695 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest A/D Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 hey man! i missed your posting prowess. welcome back! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962839 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Thanks! Hawaiian shirts are called "aloha shirts" in Hawaii. I bet you can't guess what we call a Hawaiian pizza. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962988 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 A tomato-cheese saucer! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962989 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 A HAM AND PINEAPPLE PIZZA (seriously). What a world! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 They actually call them "Ham & Pineapple Shirts" too, you just won't admit it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-962994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siegecow Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 i was gonna say aloha pizza Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Siegecow's signature Hide all signatures On 3/16/2011 at 8:14 PM, troon said: fuck off! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-963001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Enter a new display name Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Your journalist career in Idaho would have been successful if you took pictures of yourself as Spider-Man. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-963022 Share on other sites More sharing options...
keltoi Posted February 27, 2009 Report Share Posted February 27, 2009 Tony Danza said: Thanks! Hawaiian shirts are called "aloha shirts" in Hawaii. I bet you can't guess what we call a Hawaiian pizza. see i knew it wasn't such a silly question. everyday's a school day Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide keltoi's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-963141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 "Hawaiian" is a controversial word here because of the native Hawaiians. If you describe anything as Hawaiian that really isn't a Hawaiian, the Hawaiians will throw a temper tantrum before leaving their tent cities angrily. Someone from Hawaii is a Hawaii resident. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-965425 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Tony Danza said: Facebook is my new girlfriend. well, your new girlfriend is one nosy bitch! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/42912-hello-wattmites/page/2/#findComment-965433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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