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  Plum said:
  Tony Danza said:
Facebook is my new girlfriend.

 

well, your new girlfriend is one nosy bitch!

 

She'll probably get you fired some day.

 

My goal with Facebook is to to get laid. I knew a guy who got laid all the time from his Myspace profile. He'd just post active pictures of him drinking with friends and doing kooky things. It worked for him, I guess. He pulled a lot of chicks from the online world.

 

I got a girl's number from Facebook. When I called her, she said she'd be "missing in action for about four weeks." Uhm, OK. I guess I'll just wait. I won't stare at the phone everyday for hours on end or anything... I mean, I check my e-mail four times a day for school--not for her.

 

I thought that was a pretty weird thing to say, but she's from California.

 

 

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  Caustic said:
sup man

 

you should be a weatherman again

 

No way, Jose. That gig sucks.

 

DODODODODODODODODODODODODO DOOOOOOOO MORE here's your paycheck ($28 before taxes).

 

At least with teaching I can pass out worksheets to kids while I text my friends. I'm just kidding, but I know teachers who work like this, heheh.

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