my new joke

two tall trees are hanging out in a forest, one looks down to notice a sapling. and he says to the other tall tree, "hey, is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" and the second tree says, "i don't know, i can't see that far down." a couple of days go by... the first tree says to the second tree, "i really must know, is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" the second tree replies that he still can't tell. presently a woodpecker arrives. the trees entreat the woodpecker, "hello woodpecker, is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" the woodpecker says, "i don't know but i plan to find out." so the woodpecker dives under the foliage of the lesser trees, he's gone for a minute or so and then he returns. the trees say, "so which is it, a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" and the woodpecker says:

That's punny. You write that?

semi-lol

Wow, just wow

i don't get it.

...but here's one i've made up long ago:

two little ants are race-climbing to the top of the flower. one wins. the other's name is Rudy.

wow...

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*puffs on pipe, crosses legs and strokes beard in large leather chair seated wihin a study filled with unread books and expensive artwork*

There was unrest in the forest,

There was trouble with the trees,

For the maples wanted sunlight

And the oaks ignored their pleas.

The trouble with the maples,

(And they're quite convinced they're right)

They say the oaks are just too lofty

And they grab up all the light.

But the oaks can't help their feelings

If they like the way they're made.

And they wonder why the maples

Can't be happy in their shade.

There was trouble in the forest,

And the creatures all had fled,

As the maples screamed "Oppression!"

And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union

And demanded equal rights.

"The oaks are just too greedy;

We will make them give us light."

Now there's no more oak oppression,

For they passed a noble law,

And the trees are all kept equal

By hatchet, axe, and saw.

you should write jokes for Penguin bars.

i can't view spoiler tags, what's the punchline?

"fag."

"death by mau-mau!"

I'm quall.

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

what did batman say to robin when he saw robin creating an account on watmm?

what did the golfer drink?

what did the bishop say to the prostitute?

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-five year olds?

  Capsaicin said:

What's the best thing about fucking twenty-five year olds?

 

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there's 20 of them

the hyphon spoils your joke

wow that's fresh

coming from me