Watmm Zombie Survival Challenge

Fuck everything, i'll just ride around on Rambo's shoulders.

you, me and santana

Alright Watmm, I hope you're ready for this...

Day 0 - Prologue

It's a warm autumn day in the New England island town of Islandton. The entirety of the Watmm membership has shown up for the 1st Annual Watmm Meetup & Hedonistic Orgy Festival. It's a huge hit and everyone is having a good time. Fred McGriff has made an exquisite dish, his signature chipotle char broiled julienned lamb beaks in a flamboyant bouillabaisse sauce.

Suddenly, disaster befalls the party. Joyrex realizes he forgot to stock those little multicolored plastic toothpicks that look like swords!

Well, Fred McGriff is just livid at this point. He threatens to give Joyrex "a big, steamy Hugh Jackman" if he doesn't get the proper utensil to eat Beak's beaks. Fortunately, Luke Fucking Hazard has his hippie bus on hand which he used to transport all the non-American Watmm members from the airport to the gathering.

He volunteers to go to the local Corportae WhoRe (Wholesale Retailer) Superstore. He only requests that some members tag along to keep him company as the bus feels lonely without a huge cluster of fucks smoking put and giving each other handjobs under their togas.

He claims that it will be a bonding experience. Poor Luke has no idea just how right he is...

The question then, Watmm, is who are the brave souls who accompany him on this journey to the store? If you wish to join on this adventure, pick a seat number! Be forewarned, though, many dangers await on the road ahead, and very few will come out alive. The bus seats 10.

PS: Everyone who stays at the party dies.

Once there are 10 participants the story can continue...

Shotgun.

Seat #2 goes to Caustic.

9 because im a fat cunt plz

I will be strapped underneath the bus so that leaves an extra place. I just hope the terrain is kind.

seat 7, the heros' number.

  Rambo said:

I will be strapped underneath the bus so that leaves an extra place. I just hope the terrain is kind.

what say we take a trip through the old cactus farm, eh Auto?

Driver - Luke F.

1 - Joyrex (he's number one)

2 - Caustic

9 - Essines

Strapped Under The Bus Topless Except For A Few Bullet Bandoliers - Rambo

me and kaen had a meeting. did you not get the memo

Ah shit, woops, sorry Kaen. I'm an idiot.

Driver - Luke F.

1 - Joyrex (he's number one)

2 - Caustic

7 - Essines

9 - Kaen

Strapped Under The Bus Topless Except For A Few Bullet Bandoliers - Rambo

I have to go get food because there's gonna be a huge fucking IRL snowstorm here in a few hours. I expect a full roster when I get back!

What are those two pods hovering outside the van?

Escape pods, I hope.

those are my balls.

Looks like some sort of prototype government weaponry filled with an unpredictable biological agent. Just a guess.

essines balls, then.

i want a seat in the back where the cool kids sit

eight!

do i have to fill out a form first?

give me 10 then next to essiness

  thanks robert moses said:

yeah

But what if your giant cat got bitten, then you'd have a zombified evil ferocious cat coming after you

5, so the people either side of me are over the wheel arches

Driver - Luke F.

1 - Joyrex (he's number one)

2 - Caustic

5 - Analogue Wings

7 - Essines

8 - Modey

9 - Kaen

10 - JohnTqs

Strapped Under The Bus Topless Except For A Few Bullet Bandoliers - Rambo

Three seats on the ride to inevitable untimely death remain!

For fun, current participants can volunteer other Watmm members for those roles.

my bad, i meant kaen

i guess i just have essiness on the brain

MajaILoveYou in seat 6, next to Essines, so they can bitch at each other all through the ride, then reconcile at the last minute, tenderly clutching the grenade...