Watmm Zombie Survival Challenge

Done!

Two more!

i can't wait for the WATMM road trip

you cant not have McGriff , i have a hunch that he'd want seat 3

irari needs to be in on this, seat 3.

i'm going to be a little controversial here... could we have irari on Freds knee? Is that the kind of thing we do here?

to be honest i think it should be the other way around.

that's an interesting slant you have there, essines. I'd love to hear what the groups thoughts are. Whoever is deemed most likely to get an erection should probably go on top.... which is probably Fred imo.

so does anyone know who is more likely to get an erection on a bus out of Fred and Irari?

Fred

Trust me

i have ample room on my knee for thanksie, that is all

nom

Looks like Luke is the man to have as your driver. He knows his zombie survival.

The bus departs with the following people:

Driver - Luke F.

1 - Joyrex

2 - Caustic

3 - Irari/Fred McGriff

4 - Yegg/xxx

5 - Analogue Wings

6 - Majailoveyou

7 - Essines

8 - Modey

9 - Kaen/Thanksomuch

10 - JohnTqs

Strapped Under The Bus Topless Except For A Few Bullet Bandoliers - Rambo

The crew drives along on their merry way, pointing out the window and admiring the sights. Thanksomuch plays with Kaen's piercings with her tongue. Rambo guns down all the livestock that they pass. Yegg and xxx talk about all the disgusting things they found on the internet that day, while Fred tries to convince Irari that that's just a roll of quarter in his pants.

Suddenly, they happen upon a military blockade. An officer pulls over the bus and boards it. He asks them if they saw anything suspicious and informs them that the way ahead is blocked off. Majailoveyou pleads to the soldier to let them through because he has to go buy mascara while the others are on their toothpick quest.

Suddenly, a walking ghoul reaches through the bus window and bites a huge gash right in Maja's neck. A shot is heard from under the bus as Rambo blows the zombie into a fine mist with a high powered shotgun.

Maja starts convulsing and foaming at the mouth. The soldier shouts into a radio "We've got an infection on the bus!" He tosses a grenade into the center of the bus and dives out of the door.

There's a door in the front and an emergency door in the back. There's a live grenade in the middle of the bus, and several open windows. There's an infected soon to be zombie in seat 6. What do you do, WATMM?

sorry didn't examine the zombie character sheet thoroughly, as at this point i am wearing Jax's arm on my penis.

i dont die

I always said you have a strongarm in your pants.

[edit] @ wisp

oh, thanks.

Can I be the main Zombie please? Theres an ample pic in the recent pics thread you can fuck around with, I am stood like a lifeless twat to begin with.

Can I stand on top of the bus?

I am in the bathroom of the bus, masturbating.

Analogue wings picks the grenade up and throws it out the nearest window against the wishes of Modey who wants to die.

(how much detail do we go into with the answers?)

The grenade flies out the window, bounces off a tree, and rolls back under the bus, exploding and killing Rambo.

the explosion caused Majailoveyou to fly out of his seat right into Essiness his beard

Majailoveyou disintegrates and slowly gets sucked into the beard, wich somehow is a good weapon against zombies

Rambo reforms himself like the T-1000.

lol I did didn't I? Analogue wings must be feeling sheepish.

Can I be the bus its license plate?