are you 'perfectly OK'?

the general opinion is that watmm is full of friendless, socially inept, skinny virgin dweebs and retardedly nervous, agoraphobic wrecks... (and a couple of token angry lesbians lol)

well i'd like to stand up and say proudly that i'm none of the above and never have been (apart from virgin for a short while).

i've got friends, a longterm girl, socialise regularly.

i hold down a decent job (just), and wash my balls and arsehole often.

i look people in the eye and stand straight.

i'm confident without being obnoxious... perfectly capable of standing up for what's right.

i go outside and enjoy interests other than internet and porno (in fact i don't even like porn).

i'm fit and healthy in mind and body in spite of myslef i've got no lasting damage(maybe wait and see).

i've got no major beefs with the world even though i've had my share of shitty cards.

i'm not bragging or anything and i can appreciate and enjoy everyone's differences (i have lots of gay dork friends) i'm no angel and of course i've got my weaknesses but in general i'm 'perfectly OK'... i'm just trying to find out if i'm alone here?

Id consider myself to be fine, if a little internetish for the real world if you know what i mean. sometimes people in real life think im a bit odd. never taken anything apart from pot and a few mushrooms, can make friends easily, not as good with women as with my mates but still, not an inept virgin, and hopefully im gonna do something with my life. we will see.

one of the angry lesbians is an admin

i hear

are you a lesbican if you like chicks-wi-dicks?

i do not fit into this category

  kaen said:

i do not fit into this category

you mean the 'OK' cat? you seem to know what you're all about, confident, grounded. (on here at least)

Probably not. I keep myself relatively clean and don't really take hard drugs any more.

kaen has mentioned on here that hes on a smattering of prescription drugs though.

  keltoi said:

  kaen said:

i do not fit into this category

 

you mean the 'OK' cat? you seem to know what you're all about, confident, grounded. (on here at least)

internet

im bonkers m8, i flip between neurosis and psychosis frequently in real life

I'm normal. My Application for the normal club will be sent in momentarily. During review if I don't appear to be normal then you can call me a internet geek and spit on my case full of IDMZer CD's.

mortgage, kid, child support for other kids, various cash generating enterprises, long term bird, sex life, mates, avid reader, high iq.

well travelled, and quite happy in various locations and cultures. speak a couple of languages other than my own enough to get by.

confident and occasionally, quite deliberately obnoxious.

some damage from stupidly, unbelievably large amounts of amphetamines and ecstasy, but very little considering the dedication and quantities invovlved.

tendency to addictive behaviour, currently alcohol and weed.

adhd.

lazy cunt.

grumpy very often, though i think that's got a lot to do with being 36.

pretty much ok i reckon, all in all, at the end of the day, when all's said and done, when it comes down to it, if you really want to know.

  keltoi said:

in fact i don't even like porn

that sounds like a pretty serious condition. Might want to see a shrink...

I'm fucked up, really fucked up.

Let's see now.

I'm not an any kind of medication. I don't do drugs nor do I drink alcohol. Yes, I do have friends. I have no problem socializing. I'm not a nervous kind of guy. I'm one year away from having my bachelor in Digital Design and then I'll continue on studying Audiodesign for another 2 years.

But, I do not have a girlfriend though but it doesn't really bother me, so...

I think I'm okay.

i'm so fucked i lost weight at Christmas (from not exercising)

my only positive attributes:

not fat

not balding

not short

not a virgin

well-endowed

i do it for the adaption

not a drug user

i'm probably screwed when it comes to future careers and whatnot. but for the time being i've got a big circle of friends and a pretty decent social life. no missus currently, but things are looking up on that front. Glorious Soviet comrade rates his productive proletarian life at 8/10

yeah, i'm perfectly alright - live with my lovely girlfriend, good group of mates, steady job with a west end firm and no personality disorders that i know of. i smoke a bit of weed and drink too much generally but other than that i'm completely fine.

  loganfive said:

mortgage, kid, child support for other kids, various cash generating enterprises, long term bird, sex life, mates, avid reader, high iq.

 

well travelled, and quite happy in various locations and cultures. speak a couple of languages other than my own enough to get by.

 

confident and occasionally, quite deliberately obnoxious.

 

 

some damage from stupidly, unbelievably large amounts of amphetamines and ecstasy, but very little considering the dedication and quantities invovlved.

 

tendency to addictive behaviour, currently alcohol and weed.

 

adhd.

 

 

lazy cunt.

 

grumpy very often, though i think that's got a lot to do with being 36.

 

 

pretty much ok i reckon, all in all, at the end of the day, when all's said and done, when it comes down to it, if you really want to know.

same on almost all counts apart from the kids...

i'm relatively unscathed considering.

but aye grumpy is just something that comes as the lustre of youth wears off. i enjoy it.

i was well grumpy yesterday. then i got some weed.

In a city of the future

It is difficult to find a space

I'm too busy to see you

You're too busy to wait

I'm ok

How are you?

Thanks for asking

Thanks for askin'

I'm ok

How are you?

I hope

you're

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too

I have friends, socially inept to those I'm unfamiliar with (most of the time, unless it's in an environment I feel relaxed in), and am a skinny nervous dweeb

i've got friends, but no girl

i don't have a job, but wash regularly

i look people in the eye and stand straight.

i'm sometimes confident without being obnoxious... capable of standing up for what's right.

i go outside and enjoy internet and porno

i'm fit and healthy body

i've got no major beefs with the world even though i've had my share of shitty cards.

Im whatever I want to be at any given time.Continuity of personality would be really fucking dull.

what does that even mean?

Means I can behave in a manner that amuses me most depending on situation. Might be flakey, might be agro, might be empathetic, might be jovial. Its fun to role play.

I have to wear a hat and sunglasses if i go outside of my door, if i go outside of my apartment complex I have to carry an open umbrella no matter what. I haven't talked on the telephone in over 3 years without using a vocoder. If someone knocks on my door I get nervous and have to poop. Speaking of pooping, every poop requires at least 13 wipes. I sleep sitting up on a couch. I have to think of victorian furniture (i.e. a drawing room table's curvy, ornate legs) in order to get off. i make my wife wear gloves if we are to embrace. hmmm... what else... i always wear two pairs of socks and two pairs of boxers. other than that, normal.