are you 'perfectly OK'?

you lot on meds are all fucking lunatics.

hello, i'm a fucking mess . true story.

  tauboo said:

there seems to be a correlation between how well sorted a watmm is in life and how well-traveled they are

It's might be somewhat correlated with age too.

I think I'm doing okay now in my 30s. I was definitely a wreck when I was 20.

I meant "it" might be. So we can't edit more than once anymore?

  Berk said:

  Fred McGriff said:

I haven't talked on the telephone in over 3 years without using a vocoder.

 

lol

that was serious

  Fred McGriff said:

I have to wear a hat and sunglasses if i go outside of my door, if i go outside of my apartment complex I have to carry an open umbrella no matter what. I haven't talked on the telephone in over 3 years without using a vocoder. If someone knocks on my door I get nervous and have to poop. Speaking of pooping, every poop requires at least 13 wipes. I sleep sitting up on a couch. I have to think of victorian furniture (i.e. a drawing room table's curvy, ornate legs) in order to get off. i make my wife wear gloves if we are to embrace. hmmm... what else... i always wear two pairs of socks and two pairs of boxers. other than that, normal.

it would be funny if it wasn't true.

  Shockerbrown said:

  Fred McGriff said:

I have to wear a hat and sunglasses if i go outside of my door, if i go outside of my apartment complex I have to carry an open umbrella no matter what. I haven't talked on the telephone in over 3 years without using a vocoder. If someone knocks on my door I get nervous and have to poop. Speaking of pooping, every poop requires at least 13 wipes. I sleep sitting up on a couch. I have to think of victorian furniture (i.e. a drawing room table's curvy, ornate legs) in order to get off. i make my wife wear gloves if we are to embrace. hmmm... what else... i always wear two pairs of socks and two pairs of boxers. other than that, normal.

 

it would be funny if it wasn't true.

I saw him on the news speaking on his cell phone. Maybe a vocoder is built into it?

he was trying to avoid the reporter by pretending to talk on the phone, then had to keep up the act. the phone wasn't turned on, it's never been turned on, he only has it for situations like that one.

I love you man. I also don't think you're a racist.

  autopilot said:

I love you man. I also don't think you're a racist.

And in turn I love you, juss sayin'.

My eyes are up here.

lol

unless reading and replying to this thread could be considered grounds for not being ok (and it probably is) id say im doing alright

i find the premise of this thread to be curious. design a thread to profess how not fucked up you are.

i hate to say it but it really screams of classic phrase 'Thou Dost Protest Too Much, Methinks'

i had a friend who would always talk about how content he was, and from the outside looking in i would say he probably had more psychological problems than most of the people i know, not saying you have them, but this is often the case.

i dont' mind you calling me cunty xxx... i might like it actually.

  keltoi said:

i dont' mind you calling me cunty xxx... i might like it actually.

see, you're fucked. plus you don't floss/brush enough.

  Awepittance said:

i find the premise of this thread to be curious. design a thread to profess how not fucked up you are.

i hate to say it but it really screams of classic phrase 'Thou Dost Protest Too Much, Methinks'

 

i had a friend who would always talk about how content he was, and from the outside looking in i would say he probably had more psychological problems than most of the people i know, not saying you have them, but this is often the case.

haha... I found this line kind of ironic...

"i'm confident without being obnoxious"

you're right. my teeth are beige. (edit - tauboo)

  abusivegeorge said:

and I have a hot milf after me, shes 28 and fit as fuck so this is no good for my ego.

SHES IN MY HOUSE TALKING TO MY MOTHER ZOMG.

incoming hot milf on milf action

lol, fuck no, not my mum you sick fuck.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

  Awepittance said:

i find the premise of this thread to be curious. design a thread to profess how not fucked up you are.

i hate to say it but it really screams of classic phrase 'Thou Dost Protest Too Much, Methinks'

 

i had a friend who would always talk about how content he was, and from the outside looking in i would say he probably had more psychological problems than most of the people i know, not saying you have them, but this is often the case.

lol.

i enjoyed hearing about your friend, i hope you are there for him when he needs you.

  keltoi said:

the general opinion is that watmm is full of

OK, let's see what you've got...

• friendless

• socially inept

• skinny

• virgin

• dweebs

• and retardedly nervous

• agoraphobic

• wrecks...

...

Yeah, you almost described me perfectly. Good job.

  Rogueofmv said:

  keltoi said:

the general opinion is that watmm is full of

OK, let's see what you've got...

 

• friendless

Yep, that's me.

 

• socially inept

Like the Proem album.

 

• skinny

Again, check.

 

• virgin

4 for 4 so far.

 

• dweebs

Depends on your definition of "dweeb", really...

 

• and retardedly nervous

I wouldn't consider myself nervous.

 

• agoraphobic

Hell no. I love crowds.

 

• wrecks...

Someday, I'll break this barrier.

 

...

Yeah, you almost described me perfectly. Good job.

how old are you