why my life has gone to shit

  Capsaicin said:

  Brian Tregaskin said:

  chris moss acid said:

join the porn industries

 

this

:heart:

That

no

[totally out of order remark removed]

you should rob a bank

lol how about i rob a bank and then if they catch me, i kill myself.

:jedi:

ebay/craigslist everything you don't need

  no weed said:

lol how about i rob a bank and then if they catch me, i kill myself.

 

:jedi:

that's pretty much the only option you have

denmark is the best country i have ever lived in

At least you have a butthole

  impakt said:

At least you have a butthole

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

get joyrex to ban you for a month year and sort your life out.

move to the middle of africa. you'll be RICH, be sure to use aids lube

  JohnTqs said:

  impakt said:

At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

  abusivegeorge said:

  JohnTqs said:

  impakt said:

At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

tahts' what happens with a dick in your ass right?

Let's not just stop there. This is the ultimate in self-affirmations. The following bullet point list is clinically proven to make you feel better:

• You don't have cancer.
• You don't live in a war-torn third world country.
• You have access to all the great music in the world for free.
• You're not banned from WATMM (yet).
• You're not missing any limbs (I'm assuming).
• Porn is free.
• Burgers are cheap.
• It's Beneboi.

  yek said:

  abusivegeorge said:

  JohnTqs said:

  impakt said:

At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

tahts' what happens with a dick in your ass right?

Yes

Would you like to consolidate all your existing bills into one simple, managable monthly payment?

  abusivegeorge said:

  yek said:

  abusivegeorge said:

  JohnTqs said:

  impakt said:

At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

tahts' what happens with a dick in your ass right?

 

Yes

how about when there's a dick in your cereal??

  autopilot said:

Let's not just stop there. This is the ultimate in self-affirmations. The following bullet point list is clinically proven to make you feel better:

 

• You don't have cancer.
• You don't live in a war-torn third world country.
• You have access to all the great music in the world for free.
• You're not banned from WATMM (yet).
• You're not missing any limbs (I'm assuming).
• Porn is free.
• Burgers are cheap.
• It's Beneboi.

made me feel better

  abusivegeorge said:

  yek said:

  abusivegeorge said:

  JohnTqs said:

  impakt said:

At least you have a butthole

 

lol

that's like the last thing i person can be grateful for. when they've lost everything else "well, at least i still have a butthole."

 

I wouldn't say its the last thing actually, I would hate to have the feeling of needing a shit 24/7 but never being able to take one.

tahts' what happens with a dick in your ass right?

 

Yes

like in that one wu-tang song?

Move out into another country.

or

Go back to school.

or

Marry a rich guy.

  JohnTqs said:

made me feel better

Buy my book, available on Amazon next week. It's a self-help book entitled "Shut The Hell Up You Emo Faggot, You Have No Idea How Good You Have It".

  chris moss acid said:

get joyrex to ban you for a month year and sort your life out.

awww no lol, watmm isn't the problem..

im sorry you despise me

  no weed said:

  chris moss acid said:

get joyrex to ban you for a month year and sort your life out.

awww no lol, watmm isn't the problem..

 

 

 

im sorry you despise me

whatever. most people would just get on and sort it out and not moan how bad they have it.

well done again you must feel better now you have 3+ pages on your thread.

  autopilot said:

  JohnTqs said:

made me feel better

 

Buy my book, available on Amazon next week. It's a self-help book entitled "Shut The Hell Up You Emo Faggot, You Have No Idea How Good You Have It".

hey thanks for the heads up, i'll check that out.