why my life has gone to shit

  messiaen said:

on watmm? lol.

in my experience watmm can be a touchingly supportive place sometimes, this is a community after all. basically we're gay for each other and the tears make our penises harder.

*hugs* it'll be alright homie... have any other family willing to provide you a place to sleep?

Here is the joke of the day: Brooke is broke.

  Enter a new display name said:

Here is the joke of the day: Brooke is broke.

read the rules

feed the lols

  Yegg said:

  no weed said:

and thats why this lady is asking to court to order me to pay her with personal checks IN HER NAME just because the accident was my fault

 

blaarg you all are right -

 

i got to get going now

 

thanks watmm

 

Lol, you have a car.

 

Sell it, quit bitching.

 

  hahathhat said:

my turn for sympathy plz -- i'm out of half & half; i have to drink my coffee black -- it's terrible

 

That just happened to us. =[

Fuck freeloading roommates.

i dont have a car?

  Pete is your friend said:

  no weed said:

we'll start off with a few reasons

 

joyrex changed my name

i have to take a lady to court

i have an 1,073.15 outstanding balance on my credit card

i have 3 bills sitting on my desk:

#1 - for 11,544.31

#2 - for 1,509.53

#3 - for 1, 250

i work 5 to 4 days a week getting paid the least out of everyone at my job (i'm making 9.50 an hour and most people make 11-15)

beneboi has completely shut me out of his life

i found a great one bedroom and we went through everything until she asked to see my pay checks and she stopped the whole process and said "oh you need to be making at least 2,500 a month to be able to rent this" (i only make 1000 or less monthly)

i have 30 days to do 30 AA or N/A meetings

i have to go twice a week to another alcohol program that i have paid over 700 dollars too

i have 160 hours of community service to do by sept 20something

i have no positive reinforcements in my life

my headphones went missing about a month ago

i am very lonely and i use alcohol in place of that

 

those are just a few of the reasons my life has gone to shit : i hope you enjoyed that short story.

i know i did.

 

honestly the worst thing on that list is the name change. i could imagine coming home, shit day at work, bills piled up on the counter, just to stroll into your room to have an hour of peace escaping from reality to find out the internet has fucked you as well.

 

only solution i can think of right now is diplo this friday at the shrine expo in l.a., some good music might give you clarity. im broke as fuck right now also but im considering to make an exception for a good night out.

yeah my name changed thing was a bad move. i really hope he changes it back.

diplo in LA on friday? where @?

mmmm, I think you need some syrup!

Sippin on some purple.

I'ma call it urple.

Leaning to the sizzide.

Cool like a bercule.

Weed got me?

Eyes tight like girdle.

Cruising through the hood slow, something like a turtle.

Strapped with them triggas.

Hanging hanging with my BRoTHeRS.

Everybody flossed out cause we stacking figgas.

Hoes getting nothing but some of this nutting.

Soft baby esaphagaus bitch you give me something.

On this hydro coating.

Or promythzzing.

Sipping on the sizzerp.

Sipping on this lizzing.

Macking in my mizzah.

I'm staying hizzigh.

True to the shit I do and that's till I dizzie.

Suckas wanna stizzep.

I'ma keep it rizzeal.

Do watcha gotta do man to get a mizzeal.

Never was a hata.

I'ma stay?

Sipping on this good drank dog everyday ya.

Why my life has gone to shit:

No Weed

autopilot

*smh*

I will not suck your haunches. :fee:

  Yegg said:

  no weed said:

and thats why this lady is asking to court to order me to pay her with personal checks IN HER NAME just because the accident was my fault

 

blaarg you all are right -

 

i got to get going now

 

thanks watmm

 

Lol, you have a car.

 

Sell it, quit bitching.

 

 

I don't feel the least bit sorry for you, you've made a good friend of mine pretty upset with all your shit, and you still manage to look like the victim.

boo hoo i haz bills, and mommy and daddy dont want me to go back with them to be a parasite, and noooo my name on a forum where pretty much everyone cant stand me has been changed

TEH END OF THE WOOORLD!1!1!!111

Fuck you weed. if anyone tried to help you, you'd fuck them over too

holy shit.

i think i know what this means

good, because i don't. i'm glad to know you are on the ball, dude

  Enter a new display name said:

Here is the joke of the day: Brooke is broke.

that's a good French-Canadian joke

NO WEED

BAD WEED

WEED, SIT!

it's hard to be a human being. good luck.

  chaosmachine said:

it's hard to be a human being. good luck.

yes, yes it is.

thanks

Prostitution?

  Atop said:

Prostitution?

never has an issue become jazzband faster than prostition in weed's "i'm broke" topic

  chris moss acid said:

  no weed said:

  chris moss acid said:

get joyrex to ban you for a month year and sort your life out.

awww no lol, watmm isn't the problem..

 

 

 

im sorry you despise me

 

 

whatever. most people would just get on and sort it out and not moan how bad they have it.

 

well done again you must feel better now you have 3+ pages on your thread.

I would moan about how bad I had it, if I had it bad.

  no weed said:

i dont have a car?

Not anymore because you sold it so you could fuck that unibrow in Israel??