My mommy caught me smoking pot.

Im 24, live in an apartment, and pay my own bills. What should I do.

Suprise Buttsex

grow a fucking pair

hitman, it's the only way

Kill yourself. It's the only way out.

smoke more pot to relieve your stress.

doctor's orders.

smoke her out. and if that doesn't work, push her down the stairs.

  Oscar said:

Kill yourself. It's the only way out.

yep suicide

suicide is pretty idm when your forum tells you to do it.

  essines said:

suicide is pretty idm when your forum tells you to do it.

youtubing it is even more idm, when a forum tells you to do it

and if you're not going to kill yourself, giving yourself a good fucking hiding is the least you can do. Go on, literally beat the shit out of your legs

listen to can.

learn how to freestyle as an artistic way of linking her bad parenting to your behavior

  Luke Fucking Hazard said:

grow a fucking pair

an hero is the only way out brah

i'm not following the story, you live on your own and somehow your mom caught you smoking weed? do you live in an episode of everybody loves raymond or something?

Change your locks or take away her key. Or tell her you've moved and don't give her a new address, then just stay at your current place

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My mommy caught me smoking pot.

  beneboi said:

i'm not following the story, you live on your own and somehow your mom caught you smoking weed? do you live in an episode of everybody loves raymond or something?

Yeah, same here except I was thinking more along the lines of Mama's Family

bong her vagina

grass her up to the pigs for stealing stuff.

tell her your gay

your gay what?

tell her your gay cousin was round fisting you and you needed a little extra help to relax your hoop so he forced you to smoke it.

  AOOproductions said:

Im 24, live in an apartment, and pay my own bills. What should I do.

Erm, not care? What's she going to do, kick you out of your own place?

She could go all Joyrex and ring the police on him. Zing.

But yeah, wtf.