My mommy caught me smoking pot.

eat a bunch of robitussin gelcaps and paint the walls with the resulting projectile diarrhea

  dese manz hatin said:

stop playing shit games like runescape you pussy

Between u guys not going alone with my fishing plan in runescape...

Brief summary:

We make a WATMM branch of Runescape and do nothing but hang out by the river and get our fishing level really high.

But NOOOOOO!!!! You guys don't like the idea or something. Well I feel like shit because you guys don't like my ideas. And then my mommy finds a roach. I'm so depressed. My life is falling apart.

  Booya_Stu said:

switch to acid and if she asks about your permanently dilated eyes tell her you got hit in the eyes with footballs

lol

She found a roach?! Thats it? A Roach? Jeez I had a picture of her walking in on you taking fat cloudy bong hits naked on your leather sofa, then you try to get up and you make this sticky peeling sound as you get up and she screams and you collapse crying and choking then her wig falls off and you poo yourself a bit and she has to wipe you.

Am I trolling? Never done this before.

If I were you, I'd call the cops and turn myself in before she does.

age 24? stop saying mommy for fucksakes

  keltoi said:

age 24? stop saying mommy for fucksakes

She's my mommy dearest. I love her, and Im o soo guilty.

Fuck her in the arse/

You're free man! She knows, so you can smoke pot stress-free. I got caught at school and I haven't worried about parents or family finding out ever since. They know about it anyway.

was this thread designed to attract negative attention?

sunrise buttsex

Followed by sunset buttsex.

Consider it like a prayer.

  Awepittance said:

was this thread designed to attract negative attention?

well, it was posted on april 1st...