My mommy caught me smoking pot.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL HER HAVE A SENSIBLE DISCUSSION WITH KILL HERHER. EXPLAIN WHY YOU FEEL THE NEED TO KILL HER TURN TO DRUGS TO COPE WITH THE KILL HER PRESSURES OF MODERN LIFE

  weed said:

Im 19, live in an apartment that i can barely afford, having troubles paying my own bills. What should I do.

  LUDD said:

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KILL HER HAVE A SENSIBLE DISCUSSION WITH KILL HERHER. EXPLAIN WHY YOU FEEL THE NEED TO KILL HER TURN TO DRUGS TO COPE WITH THE KILL HER PRESSURES OF MODERN LIFE

This

And interlolactic!

stop playing shit games like runescape you pussy

wasnt this an april fools post?

FUCK UR MOM IN THE PUSSY!

I saw your mommy and your mommy's dead.

I bet she's pissed because you didn't offer her a toke!

go round to see her. take a bottle of whisky. drink it in front of her then punch her in the face and break her jaw.

she'll soon realise that smoking cannabis is the lesser of these two evils and apologise.

man up.

establish your low post game.

  LUDD said:

go round to see her. take a bottle of whisky. drink it in front of her then punch her in the face and break her jaw.

 

she'll soon realise that smoking cannabis is the lesser of these two evils and apologise.

lol

Your mommy caught smoking pod

shit thread

shit joke

sorry

bye

Squat your balls into a pipe and let her take a hit while you lay a curly one on to her face.

SEND YOUR MUMMY TO MARS AND GIVE ER A PEICE OF CANDY FOR BEING NOT AT ALL UNLIKE JESUS\

  ms-dos said:

smoke her out. and if that doesn't work, push her down the stairs.

she will be protected from the terrible secret of spacing out

edit: did pod get busted or something? if this is a parody thread, i can't see the original.

kill your dad and the police so she has no one to tell

  Etch said:

Squat your balls into a pipe and let her take a hit while you lay a curly one on to her face.

that's what's up!

if i were you i'd probably make a grilled cheese sandwich

  Deep Fried Everything said:

if i were you i'd probably make a grilled cheese sandwich

get it good and melty! then cut it in half so it can ooze, take a pic and post on watmm for what it represents!

then... teabag it!

Your mother will always love you. She just worries about your illegal hobby because she fears for your future. She wonders what she has done wrong, yet ultimately, you should not fret. She will forgive you and love you as strongly as ever, if she is anything like a normal mother.

get the cheese on your nuts!

Today, My mommy caught me smoking pot., Im 24, live in an apartment, and pay my own bills. FML

  Rightsidedrive said:

Your mother will always love you. She just worries about your illegal hobby because she fears for your future. She wonders what she has done wrong, yet ultimately, you should not fret. She will forgive you and love you as strongly as ever, if she is anything like a normal mother.

Yeah, then squat your balls into a pipe and let her take a hit while you lay a curly one on to her face.

switch to acid and if she asks about your permanently dilated eyes tell her you got hit in the eyes with footballs