Guest Tony Danza Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 scones to die for said: beatfanatic said: I just wish I had those rugged good looks. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jim Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 pluck a hair from your head and put it across the gap between your cupboard doors like bond in dr. no. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000573 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Fuck them in the arse/ Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000585 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000586 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 i used to take my roomate's food all the time back in the day. they confronted me and told me not to. i said something along the lines of "if that shit is in the cabinet, i'm gettin' me some!". they then stored their food in their rooms! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000595 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Urmph. I'm going to ask one of my roommates if he ate the tuna as soon as he wakes up at 3 p.m. He has been hiding a lot from me lately. It's kind of creepy. I notice that they stir as soon as I turn the water on in the shower. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 nah y0! i did it in front of them... i'd go get their doritos, open the bag, then look them in the eye as i ate their food! i used to throw my weight around at the time since i was the primary source of income, and i was the the one that got the house to live in! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000620 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 i live with good friends and we all share rather equally and freely. lol asymm Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000625 Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBLA Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Luke Fucking Hazard said: i live with good friends and we all share rather equally and freely. lol asymm my good friend henry (stvn) was one of the roomates! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide QBLA's signature Hide all signatures BONDING TAPES JOYFUL UNION CASSETTE BLOG ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000627 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meadows and Labyrinths Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 STLN Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Meadows and Labyrinths's signature Hide all signatures plantre.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 asymmetrical head said: nah y0! i did it in front of them... i'd go get their doritos, open the bag, then look them in the eye as i ate their food! i used to throw my weight around at the time since i was the primary source of income, and i was the the one that got the house to live in! I pay my rent early every month, clean up after the cavemen, and I'm the only one employed and with a vehicle. I think I deserve not to have a can of gourmet tuna stolen from my cupboard. Additionally, I'm not a minority. Just the fact that I live in this building raises the property value of the entire block. Real estate agents keep following me home and asking me stupid questions. Not really, but I just wanted to act racist so we can all learn a valuable lesson about cultural tolerance. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000679 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 The plot thickens! Look what I found in the trash! I emptied the trash yesterday and haven't eaten tuna in about a week so I know it's one of them hoodlums. I'll be moving my things into my room now. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 soy milk lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000716 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'm intolerant of lactose. :( Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000718 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) Tony Danza said: The plot thickens! Look what I found in the trash! I emptied the trash yesterday and haven't eaten tuna in about a week so I know it's one of them hoodlums. I'll be moving my things into my room now. Tuna... Now we've got a bigger fish to catch *david caruso puts his sunglassses on* YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Edited April 3, 2009 by beatfanatic Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000735 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Quote Also, does anybody like Kate Bush? Fuck yes now I am going to have to listen to Hounds of Love pissed, followed by The Sensual World because of you. So much for getting an early night! PS Tazer all balls, this will work. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000742 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) Tony Danza said: I'm intolerant of lactose. :( They make lactose-free milk now, you know. Take pictures of your food stock before and after you eat, then post the pictures here and compare them. Edited April 3, 2009 by OneToThirtySix Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000779 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneaksta303 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Tony Danza said: I'm intolerant of lactose. :( prejudiced bastard Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sneaksta303's signature Hide all signatures The Dark Tower Cycle Pplz ep The Swarm H.P. Sneakstep's Educational Tours Vol. 1 Branch Acidian - Acid's Done Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Sir Winston said: PS Tazer all balls, this will work. That's an odd way of curing lactose intolerance. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA :cry2: Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000783 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sir Winston Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I am not talking bout no cure bullshit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000791 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tony Danza Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 OneToThirtySix said: Tony Danza said: I'm intolerant of lactose. :( They make lactose-free milk now, you know. Take pictures of your food stock before and after you eat, then post the pictures here and compare them. But it's more expensive than soy milk, and soy milk has less cholesterol. I don't really care about taste. I just need white, cool liquid to put on my cereal. Those pictures would be virtually the same. What would be the point? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Tony Danza said: But it's more expensive than soy milk, and soy milk has less cholesterol. I don't really care about taste. I just need white, cool liquid to put on my cereal. Those pictures would be virtually the same. What would be the point? Ah, but would the lactose-free milk be boosting your estrogen? And like I said, post them for comparison. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000798 Share on other sites More sharing options...
doorjamb Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 OP: check for footprints in the butter Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide doorjamb's signature Hide all signatures minipoops Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taxman Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 poison yourself a little bit every day until you build up a tolerance. then poison your food so that you can eat it and live while your housemates can not. weather or not you tell them of these new and dangerous circumstances is up to you. i guess it depends on how much you need housemates. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000824 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest melotronic Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Tony Danza said: The plot thickens! Look what I found in the trash! I emptied the trash yesterday and haven't eaten tuna in about a week so I know it's one of them hoodlums. I'll be moving my things into my room now. what are we waiting for, let's take these bastards to court Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44298-are-my-roommates-stealing-my-food/page/2/#findComment-1000831 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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