How to tell if you're speaking to a fat women online

From my experience...

- Showing only facial images of theirselves, lack full body pictures.

- Photo quality lacking in detail & resolution

- Obscure camera angles matching the bad resolution to conceal details

- Getting offended when seeing a skinny women in little clothing

Any other sure ways to tell?

they are on the internet

If she makes loads of spelling mistakes, you know her fingers are too fucking podgy for the keyboard.

this is already well-documented... i'ma call jazzband

  IRARI said:

this is already well-documented... i'ma call jazzband

Thanks. This is quite important because my suspicions are telling me that I'm speaking to one now.

Fat girls are well in for the ride, front of the rollercoaster, top of the pie.

  Caustic said:

If she makes loads of spelling mistakes, you know her fingers are too fucking podgy for the keyboard.

So far she has..

- Showing only facial images of herself, lacking any full body pictures.

- Photo quality lacking in detail & resolution

- Obscure camera angles matching the bad resolution to conceal details

- Getting offended when seeing a skinny women in little clothing

- Bad spelling

- In one of her photos her hands look fat and her face podgyish.

what's her username? someone on here has probably already researched her

Weed got your MSN name?

there used to be a spoof thing going around comparing the girls' myspace pic to their actual picture

hhahaahah

i just smoked the fattest joint - that post made my day

How to tell you are speaking to a lonely, virginal shut-in on the internet:

From my experience...

- Inability to recognise when entire forums full of people are mocking you

- Persistent stalking of "potential partners" on the internet in lieu of actual social interaction

- Difficulty differentiating between "analogue synths" and "8-bit chiptunes"

- Willingness to judge others based on physical appearance/characteristics, but complete unwillingness to post a picture of their self

- Desperately transparent attempts to seem "laddish"

- Inexplicable indignation at portrayals of teen sexuality concealing own sexual frustration, loneliness, and self-loathing attraction to underage girls

To be honest, i'm fairly ugly too what with my skinnyness so I'm not perfect either.. but I think on the scale of things.. she's more fatter than I am skinny, you know? I need someone in my league but I wouldn't mind a bj from a fat chick.

You got a picture, Josh? Come on, let's see it.

  joshier said:

To be honest, i'm fairly ugly too what with my skinnyness so I'm not perfect either.. but I think on the scale of things.. she's more fatter than I am skinny, you know? I need someone in my league but I wouldn't mind a bj from a fat chick.

The difference between ugly you and ugly fat chicks is that ugly fat chicks are having fun and getting laid.

Yeah haha funny guy lain c

No, seriously. The truth hurt a bit?

You make all these threads talking about how FAT the girls on myspace are, how they're all BITCHES who don't know what they want... but you're the lonely one, the one whose every other thread is about how you've tried to get laid over the internet and failed yet again.

I've succeeded many times I'll have you know!

Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo.

  joshier said:

I've succeeded many times I'll have you know!

 

Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo.

We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there.

And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side.

all i can say is, try to detect penis on "girl" early, to save heartbreak later.

unless you enjoy penis.

  joshier said:

Also, what are you.. some stalker?

Worlds Most Irony 2009

  Iain C said:

  joshier said:

I've succeeded many times I'll have you know!

 

Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo.

 

We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there.

 

And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side.

I can't even comprehend why anyone would make such a fuss out of anyone else on a forum.

I go on here to have a laugh. I take the piss out of myself a lot but you're the one who's pretending to be perfect. Just stop being so fucking serious and you might cheer up a bit.

  joshier said:

  Iain C said:

  joshier said:

I've succeeded many times I'll have you know!

 

Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo.

 

We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there.

 

And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side.

I can't even comprehend why anyone would make such a fuss out of anyone else on a forum.

 

I go on here to have a laugh. I take the piss out of myself a lot but you're the one who's pretending to be perfect. Just stop being so fucking serious and you might cheer up a bit.

your whole persona is pretty weak

  joshier said:

  Iain C said:

  joshier said:

I've succeeded many times I'll have you know!

 

Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo.

 

We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there.

 

And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side.

I can't even comprehend why anyone would make such a fuss out of anyone else on a forum.

 

I go on here to have a laugh. I take the piss out of myself a lot but you're the one who's pretending to be perfect. Just stop being so fucking serious and you might cheer up a bit.

I'm very very happy, very cheery. I just suspect that deep down part of you knows that you're creepy, misogynistic and desperately lonely, and I'd just like to try and bring that out.

  Iain C said:

  joshier said:

  Iain C said:

  joshier said:

I've succeeded many times I'll have you know!

 

Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo.

 

We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there.

 

And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side.

I can't even comprehend why anyone would make such a fuss out of anyone else on a forum.

 

I go on here to have a laugh. I take the piss out of myself a lot but you're the one who's pretending to be perfect. Just stop being so fucking serious and you might cheer up a bit.

 

I'm very very happy, very cheery. I just suspect that deep down part of you knows that you're creepy, misogynistic and desperately lonely, and I'd just like to try and bring that out.

Will you fuck off if I tell you what you want to hear?

I'll fuck off if you post a link to your myspace.