Guest joshier Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 From my experience... - Showing only facial images of theirselves, lack full body pictures. - Photo quality lacking in detail & resolution - Obscure camera angles matching the bad resolution to conceal details - Getting offended when seeing a skinny women in little clothing Any other sure ways to tell? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 they are on the internet Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Caustic Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 If she makes loads of spelling mistakes, you know her fingers are too fucking podgy for the keyboard. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001653 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 this is already well-documented... i'ma call jazzband Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 IRARI said: this is already well-documented... i'ma call jazzband Thanks. This is quite important because my suspicions are telling me that I'm speaking to one now. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest abusivegeorge Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Fat girls are well in for the ride, front of the rollercoaster, top of the pie. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Caustic said: If she makes loads of spelling mistakes, you know her fingers are too fucking podgy for the keyboard. So far she has.. - Showing only facial images of herself, lacking any full body pictures. - Photo quality lacking in detail & resolution - Obscure camera angles matching the bad resolution to conceal details - Getting offended when seeing a skinny women in little clothing - Bad spelling - In one of her photos her hands look fat and her face podgyish. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 what's her username? someone on here has probably already researched her Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
autopilot Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Weed got your MSN name? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001673 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 there used to be a spoof thing going around comparing the girls' myspace pic to their actual picture Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest weed Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 hhahaahah i just smoked the fattest joint - that post made my day Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 How to tell you are speaking to a lonely, virginal shut-in on the internet: From my experience... - Inability to recognise when entire forums full of people are mocking you - Persistent stalking of "potential partners" on the internet in lieu of actual social interaction - Difficulty differentiating between "analogue synths" and "8-bit chiptunes" - Willingness to judge others based on physical appearance/characteristics, but complete unwillingness to post a picture of their self - Desperately transparent attempts to seem "laddish" - Inexplicable indignation at portrayals of teen sexuality concealing own sexual frustration, loneliness, and self-loathing attraction to underage girls Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001686 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 To be honest, i'm fairly ugly too what with my skinnyness so I'm not perfect either.. but I think on the scale of things.. she's more fatter than I am skinny, you know? I need someone in my league but I wouldn't mind a bj from a fat chick. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 You got a picture, Josh? Come on, let's see it. joshier said: To be honest, i'm fairly ugly too what with my skinnyness so I'm not perfect either.. but I think on the scale of things.. she's more fatter than I am skinny, you know? I need someone in my league but I wouldn't mind a bj from a fat chick. The difference between ugly you and ugly fat chicks is that ugly fat chicks are having fun and getting laid. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001691 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Yeah haha funny guy lain c Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 No, seriously. The truth hurt a bit? You make all these threads talking about how FAT the girls on myspace are, how they're all BITCHES who don't know what they want... but you're the lonely one, the one whose every other thread is about how you've tried to get laid over the internet and failed yet again. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001700 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 (edited) I've succeeded many times I'll have you know! Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo. Edited April 3, 2009 by joshier Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001708 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 joshier said: I've succeeded many times I'll have you know! Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo. We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there. And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001714 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest maus Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 all i can say is, try to detect penis on "girl" early, to save heartbreak later. unless you enjoy penis. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001715 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 joshier said: Also, what are you.. some stalker? Worlds Most Irony 2009 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Iain C said: joshier said: I've succeeded many times I'll have you know! Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo. We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there. And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side. I can't even comprehend why anyone would make such a fuss out of anyone else on a forum. I go on here to have a laugh. I take the piss out of myself a lot but you're the one who's pretending to be perfect. Just stop being so fucking serious and you might cheer up a bit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001723 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IRARI Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 joshier said: Iain C said: joshier said: I've succeeded many times I'll have you know! Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo. We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there. And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side. I can't even comprehend why anyone would make such a fuss out of anyone else on a forum. I go on here to have a laugh. I take the piss out of myself a lot but you're the one who's pretending to be perfect. Just stop being so fucking serious and you might cheer up a bit. your whole persona is pretty weak Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001728 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 joshier said: Iain C said: joshier said: I've succeeded many times I'll have you know! Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo. We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there. And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side. I can't even comprehend why anyone would make such a fuss out of anyone else on a forum. I go on here to have a laugh. I take the piss out of myself a lot but you're the one who's pretending to be perfect. Just stop being so fucking serious and you might cheer up a bit. I'm very very happy, very cheery. I just suspect that deep down part of you knows that you're creepy, misogynistic and desperately lonely, and I'd just like to try and bring that out. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001731 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest joshier Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Iain C said: joshier said: Iain C said: joshier said: I've succeeded many times I'll have you know! Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo. We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there. And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side. I can't even comprehend why anyone would make such a fuss out of anyone else on a forum. I go on here to have a laugh. I take the piss out of myself a lot but you're the one who's pretending to be perfect. Just stop being so fucking serious and you might cheer up a bit. I'm very very happy, very cheery. I just suspect that deep down part of you knows that you're creepy, misogynistic and desperately lonely, and I'd just like to try and bring that out. Will you fuck off if I tell you what you want to hear? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001740 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 I'll fuck off if you post a link to your myspace. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/44332-how-to-tell-if-youre-speaking-to-a-fat-women-online/#findComment-1001745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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