How to tell if you're speaking to a fat women online

  Iain C said:

I'll fuck off if you post a link to your myspace.

You're creepy enough as it is thanks. :alien:

  weed said:

hhahaahah

 

i just smoked the fattest joint - that post made my day

I can't stop doing drugs and drinking.

I feel victimized. That's why I post on this messageboard where all the inhabitants hate me.

Help me, My Usernames Always Really Suck. I just want someone to tell me it's gonna be ok.

:)

autopilot, how the fuck have you eclipsed my post count, you are like a sexy magician.

I want to knowwww what love iiiiiiis

*waves lighter*

  autopilot said:

I can't stop doing drugs and drinking.

 

I feel victimized. That's why I post on this messageboard where all the inhabitants hate me.

 

Help me, My Usernames Always Really Suck. I just want someone to tell me it's gonna be ok.

 

:)

I once thought that my own grand mother was sexy and I wanted to fuck her senseless. One time I saw a chicken and I felt bad because I thought if I was him I wouldn't like the lesser stability he had on his small feet. Onetime I was bullied and I cried and I sobed infront of my teachers foot. Onetime My teacher touched me in funny places and I didn't know who to tell. Onetime I watched a man get raped and I jacked off. Onetime I used the pen lid I used in middle school to stcik it up my bum but it hurt real bad. Onetime I got my dick stuck in a plastic toy vice I was given at 9 years old. Onetime I wanked an old man off cos he said he'd pay me 50 quid and as I was 12 years old I thought why not. My mom reminded me that I have to get my GED in October. I’m nervous and terrified. I’m going to fail. I wish it’s obvious that i am gay, then i wouldn’t have to tell ppl myself. i am my own monster

  joshier said:

  autopilot said:

I can't stop doing drugs and drinking.

 

I feel victimized. That's why I post on this messageboard where all the inhabitants hate me.

 

Help me, My Usernames Always Really Suck. I just want someone to tell me it's gonna be ok.

 

:)

I once thought that my own grand mother was sexy and I wanted to fuck her senseless. One time I saw a chicken and I felt bad because I thought if I was him I wouldn't like the lesser stability he had on his small feet. Onetime I was bullied and I cried and I sobed infront of my teachers foot. Onetime My teacher touched me in funny places and I didn't know who to tell. Onetime I watched a man get raped and I jacked off. Onetime I used the pen lid I used in middle school to stcik it up my bum but it hurt real bad. Onetime I got my dick stuck in a plastic toy vice I was given at 9 years old. Onetime I wanked an old man off cos he said he'd pay me 50 quid and as I was 12 years old I thought why not. My mom reminded me that I have to get my GED in October. I’m nervous and terrified. I’m going to fail. I wish it’s obvious that i am gay, then i wouldn’t have to tell ppl myself. i am my own monster

Just 100 more posts to go!

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU, JOSHIER

GAWD

*posts picture of autopilot against his consent*

wow

  autopilot said:

I can't stop doing drugs and drinking.

 

I feel victimized. That's why I post on this messageboard where all the inhabitants hate me.

 

Help me, My Usernames Always Really Suck. I just want someone to tell me it's gonna be ok.

 

:)

yes, weed laughed at your pic and doesn't think you're hot like beneboi, stop worrying about it

just trying to get involved btw

'Woman' is singular.

'Women' is plural.

Why has no one caught this yet?!

  Braintree said:

'Woman' is singular.

 

'Women' is plural.

 

Why has no one caught this yet?!

I did know this but i wasn't paying attention.

honest time for Iain C - This is because I feel lonely, I have no self esteem and I like to make myself feel better by drinking. This causes me to fuck up my spelling.

Joshier, socially awkward drunk or not, you've messed with the C's.

Gary, leave him alone.

this thread has made me decide that i like joshier a lot. so far, it looks like he's the only one having fun in here !

greatfuckingthread !

LUKE

LUKE!!

HI LUKE, HEY LUKE, LOOK HERE LUKE LUKE! LUKE! HI LUKE HI HI

take the direct approach. just ask "hey are you a fat women?"

is she nice and curvy fat, or carhorn fat?

Fuckin' wake up to yourselves, fat is way more comfortable than skinny and you get to eat more of what you like.

Iain C, you need to step off!

I like da thick chicks myself...