How to tell if you're speaking to a fat women online

Its a damn good job i didnt come in here bladdered last night.

lol

Also, if you can get some audio have listen to how chunky her voice sounds. Does she have a neck?

spelklgni mistkaeks are cool adnf it means that the person its tpying incredibly fast and they are 2 cool

  Rambo said:

Iain C, you need to step off!

If you saw the kind of PMs Joshier was sending me last night, you'd realise why I've already decided to step off. I'm a total bastard and it's easy to forget that sometimes you really do have someone's mental health in the palm of your hand. I don't want to break anybody.

let me guess.... were the pm's voicing some sort of heartfelt concern about swimwear on beaches or Channel 4?

i almost left this thread feeling kind of bad and like i learned a lesson or something, but then i remembered what thread i was in.

  Iain C said:

How to tell you are speaking to a lonely, virginal shut-in on the internet:

 

From my experience...

 

- Inability to recognise when entire forums full of people are mocking you

- Persistent stalking of "potential partners" on the internet in lieu of actual social interaction

- Difficulty differentiating between "analogue synths" and "8-bit chiptunes"

- Willingness to judge others based on physical appearance/characteristics, but complete unwillingness to post a picture of their self

- Desperately transparent attempts to seem "laddish"

- Inexplicable indignation at portrayals of teen sexuality concealing own sexual frustration, loneliness, and self-loathing attraction to underage girls

fucking lol

  beneboi said:

  Iain C said:

How to tell you are speaking to a lonely, virginal shut-in on the internet:

 

From my experience...

 

- Inability to recognise when entire forums full of people are mocking you

- Persistent stalking of "potential partners" on the internet in lieu of actual social interaction

- Difficulty differentiating between "analogue synths" and "8-bit chiptunes"

- Willingness to judge others based on physical appearance/characteristics, but complete unwillingness to post a picture of their self

- Desperately transparent attempts to seem "laddish"

- Inexplicable indignation at portrayals of teen sexuality concealing own sexual frustration, loneliness, and self-loathing attraction to underage girls

 

fucking lol

i know, great weed pwn

christ, iain just stormed in and destroyed joshier like some kind of relentless schafenfreude delivering pwnbot.

like a deadly ginger jorts-wearing missile

  glasse said:

i almost left this thread feeling kind of bad and like i learned a lesson or something, but then i remembered what forum I was on.

Fixed

  joshier said:

  Iain C said:

  joshier said:

  Iain C said:

  joshier said:

I've succeeded many times I'll have you know!

 

Also, what are you.. some stalker?.. Why do you have to keep track of everything I do. wierdo.

 

We're the little voice at the back of your head who cuts through your bullshit. But keep on kidding yourself... we'll still be there.

 

And how about that picture? I think the only way we can judge whether she's too fat for you or not is to judge you both side by side.

I can't even comprehend why anyone would make such a fuss out of anyone else on a forum.

 

I go on here to have a laugh. I take the piss out of myself a lot but you're the one who's pretending to be perfect. Just stop being so fucking serious and you might cheer up a bit.

 

I'm very very happy, very cheery. I just suspect that deep down part of you knows that you're creepy, misogynistic and desperately lonely, and I'd just like to try and bring that out.

 

Will you fuck off if I tell you what you want to hear?

fat girls suck bro! (what you wanted to hear delivered in golden wrapping)

  Iain C said:

How to tell you are speaking to a lonely, virginal shut-in on the internet:

 

From my experience...

 

- Inability to recognise when entire forums full of people are mocking you

- Persistent stalking of "potential partners" on the internet in lieu of actual social interaction

- Difficulty differentiating between "analogue synths" and "8-bit chiptunes"

- Willingness to judge others based on physical appearance/characteristics, but complete unwillingness to post a picture of their self

- Desperately transparent attempts to seem "laddish"

- Inexplicable indignation at portrayals of teen sexuality concealing own sexual frustration, loneliness, and self-loathing attraction to underage girls

i like you

I met her anyway, she seems alright. we had a bit of a laugh and that's about it. she wasn't into my music taste at all. she said she liked franz ferdinhand and stuff. i dont mind them but.. im surprised she didn't like any of the music i played her. I played her terry reid too!