"no one told us there would be fish in the sea; the children were startled"

LOLS INSIDE

"It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during "siesta" time — this should be banned."

"We booked an excursion to a water park but no one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."

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* We had to queue outside with no air-conditioning.

wtf

british people should be banned from leaving their country, same with germans.

lol the British are such twats let's all laugh at words written about them on a screen by some bloke who made half of it up and vaguely remembers reading about the rest in some other paper somewhere.

  BCM said:

lol the British are such twats let's all laugh at words written about them on a screen by some bloke who made half of it up and vaguely remembers reading about the rest in some other paper somewhere.

butthurt

this is some kind of weird Australian propaganda

dear god, people like this need to be shot!!

yeah, it's bullshit - who made these complaints? who even said they are complaints? who did they make these complaints to? eg:

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The brochure stated: "No hairdressers at the accommodation." We're trainee hairdressers — will we be OK staying here?

if anyone actually did say this it could have been said as a joke, or just someone pissing about.

this story is total tabloid bollocks to fill some space. also, if you Googled "stupid complaints made by Australians/Americans/Germans/fucking Egyptians" i bet there's loads.

last post.

Australians have raped the Indigenous. End.

  Gary C said:

Australians have raped the Indigenous. End.

Yeah, thank God that those colonial atrocities can't be linked in any way to the British!

I'm sorry, I don't speak Spanish

  azatoth said:

british people should be banned from leaving their country, same with germans.

didn't you go on a magic mushroom bender in amsterdam and get taken in by the police, sopping wet or something?

Australians are all liars

RIP The Pod

  tauboo said:

  azatoth said:

british people should be banned from leaving their country, same with germans.

didn't you go on a magic mushroom bender in amsterdam and get taken in by the police, sopping wet or something?

yes, but at least i knew this might happen. going to a beach vacation and complaining about sandy beaches and fish in the sea is on a whole other level of stupid.

yes, but that's just something some bloke wrote that someone did - it doesn't mean it actually happened. he's just trying to invoke an image of this pompous British person who went to their hotel concierge and started complaining that there were fish in the sea for a few laughs.

yet we all believed him

*feels stupid*

*high fives penis*

tabloid journalist filler bollocks...

spain was nice apart from all the spanish people. lol?

an american tourist once stopped me on the royal mile to ask if 'they' take everything (he points at castle, john knox house, etc) down at the end of the edinburgh festival each year.

  azatoth said:

  tauboo said:

  azatoth said:

british people should be banned from leaving their country, same with germans.

didn't you go on a magic mushroom bender in amsterdam and get taken in by the police, sopping wet or something?

 

yes, but at least i knew this might happen. going to a beach vacation and complaining about sandy beaches and fish in the sea is on a whole other level of stupid.

Last time I checked complaining about sandy beaches didn't cause a magic mushroom ban.

  essines said:

*high fives penis*

  keltoi said:

tabloid journalist filler bollocks...

 

spain was nice apart from all the spanish people. lol?

an american tourist once stopped me on the royal mile to ask if 'they' take everything (he points at castle, john knox house, etc) down at the end of the edinburgh festival each year.

fuckin lol

i love american tourists.. i live in a small, old, very medieval-looking town in germany so we get a lot of americans who have never seen anything older than 200 years before and some of the things they do/ask are just too much

also, a japanese couple asked me once if they could take a picture of me so they could show their friends in japan how europeans look like

we get loads of american tourists where i live and they are always the most fucking rediculous. you want to hate their ignorance but it's so much more fun to be a dick

i was at a goth pub last night and there were all these american goths on the goth tour of london. the barman said someone tried to order "two beers".

2 beers lol

life feels like a perpetual cycle of negativity because you keep feeding the part of your self that always wants more. the part of you that always wants more, isnt who you really are. that is why when you obtain something, anything, youre still not satisfied. it seems you could obtain anything in the world...a ferrari, a mansion, 10 beautiful girlfriends, all the gear youve ever dreamed of, a lover, a family, real friends, food, money, and even the way you relate to god. these are all things your outer self wants to obtain for its own use, but because you are not your real self, when you get these things, they somehow dont satisfy your needs. this seems impossible to the mind, so it quickly goes towards what it thinks it knows, and that leads to more unhappiness and dissatisfaction . the trick is to realize your true self, and that less is actually more