Aphex Twin aphex twin almost killed me today

i was driving on the beltway. the sky was blue and the three spires of the lds temple appeared behind the treeline in my field of view. traffic was moving briskly and i was pushing eighty. the closing notes of alberto balsalm played on my stereo. this was a nostalgic moment. i used to drive on the beltway in high school, listening to i care because you do on breezy spring days. i had managed to recreate that experience again. what a perfect album. not a bad song on it. nope, nothing could possibly ruin this musical experience. there was silence and then someone yelled "ROIGHT" and i lost control of my car. oh my god, i thought, there's someone in my fucking car. there was a SLAM. a barely audible beat then another SLAM. what was happening. why was this person in my car. i swerved to avoid a semi truck. luckily, i participate in a dc driving simulation program called ikaruga, so i managed to regain control. no, there was no one in my car. this was just a song. a really shitty song. the worst song on the entire album. cow cud is a twin. i hate this fucking song. richard d james, you almost made me crash my car on the beltway. do you know what it's like driving on the beltway? no, because you drive a tank around ham-on-rye bumblefuck cornbread england so you can chase sheep and make disappointing niche albums for retarded fanboys. fuck you faggot. i'm going to pee on your albums.

lol

a true fan would have known and expected "RIOGHT" ... you deserve what happened to you today.

Ikaruga, nice, I think my max chain was around 118.

i love cow cud is a twin.

lol "ROIGHT" yeah it's a great track

I'm telling you guys, it's NOIGHT!

'AIGHT

'HEAOIT

COW CUD TWIN IS ALLROIGHT

What karmakramer said xDD

It's ALL RIGHT !

Doesn't that "BWONK" noise sound like a gun being fired into something really soft? Plus you can hear some struggle afterwards, like someone trying to get into a locked door.

Whenever I hear this song, I always imagine aphex shooting a gun into a pillow and his mom trying her best to get in his room to see what's going on. :embrassed:

Posting in a retarded thread by a retarded fanboy.

lol I imagined this situation last week when I thought about how the timing of the slam sounds in the track is very unpredictable. they used to make me twitch because of that, I never quite remember the exact spot they occured, even though I was always expecting them, they're nasty... the roight I don't find shocking or surprising at all usually. but - being outside with the mp3player, the voice-bits towards the end of Green Calx made me look around wondering if someone had said something to me more than 10 times

  Terpentintollwut said:

but - being outside with the mp3player, the voice-bits towards the end of Green Calx made me look around wondering if someone had said something to me more than 10 times

I get that all the time when listening to Green Calx and Blue Calx, and some other of his older tracks

After listening to this track so often the slams dont seem as loud anymore

  Capsaicin said:

COW CUD TWIN IS "QUOIGHT GOOD".

fizt

you need a limosine with 37 windows

it's night

  karmakramer said:

a true fan would have known and expected "RIOGHT" ... you deserve what happened to you today.

Agreed Mr. Kramer.

if you listened to that album so much in high school you would surely have expected and known the song cow cud... fake story.

lol

  Capsaicin said:

After listening to this track so often the slams dont seem as loud anymore

Because your ears were damaged by this slam.

:(