I'm in love with a girl.

Who is a grade older than me and has a boyfriend.

What should I do? I'm in love with her, ridiculously infatuated.

Please give me advice WATMM.

Go back in time and terminate her boyfriend's mother.

well, are you ridiculous infatuated or in love

You'll have to kill her. Leave no trace of evidence.

so she's in 7th grade?

  assegai said:

Go back in time and terminate her boyfriend's mother.

This^^

Call rape on her. Your younger, they'll believe you, her boyfriend will leave her, and no one will ever want to be with her, she will hate you, but at least you'll know she'll always be single, and when a woman is single, there is always a tiny hope, especially as you'll be the only boy who will want to tap that pussy, because shes a rapist, remember?

stick with(in) the pod

we don't take kindly to your types around these parts

  tidbit said:

stick with(in) the pod

omg ur s0 funnie l0l! u pwnd him and me! ur intrnet frends kn0w h0w funne u r now loL!

Capsaicin:

lol

when u see her boyfriend in the school hall go up to him and punch him in the side of the face (or ear) it fucking hurts and then sucker punch him in the mouth then knee him in the chest and trip him over and stomp on his knee.

she'll see this and go apeshit for you... by the end of the day youll have her panties on your bedroom floor (either a gift of shes naked in your house)

this does not sound insurmountable dude.

could you make it any more obvious?

(bring a gun to school)

put a love note in her locker

You can't always have what you want.

Suck it up.... cause that's life.

  Kcinsu said:

You can't always have what you want.

 

Suck it up.... cause that's life.

It sucks because it's true...

then again everything comes to those who wait

Men do not love "girls," young man, they love bacon, small arms fire and contact sports played by men in tight pants now get out there and show me somethin, boy!

  fox said:

Men do not love "girls," young man, they love bacon, small arms fire and contact sports played by men in tight pants now get out there and show me somethin, boy!

lol

you're actually her father, from the future, and her boyfriend is going to save the world. don't do this.

  JohnTqs said:

put a love note in her locker

but first attach a picture of her to said note and jack off on it.

pic plz.

  essines said:

  JohnTqs said:

put a love note in her locker

 

but first attach a picture of her to said note and jack off on it.

and then take a picture of your post-cum cock and attach that

  JohnTqs said:

  essines said:

  JohnTqs said:

put a love note in her locker

 

but first attach a picture of her to said note and jack off on it.

 

and then take a picture of your post-cum cock and attach that

And then attach a note with the url to this thread.