I'm in love with a girl.

ask WATMM

(kids these days...)

This guys got the right idea

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  dr lopez said:

This guys got the right idea

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  Yegg said:

 

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super mega-lol ™

that was fucking lol, ps how long have you been pining over this girl, eventually you will just be in love with the idea of her and thats easy to get over once you realise.pic plz tho

WATMM won't provide any advice as long as there is no pic of this said girl.

make friends with her man, then

lol

step 1: show her this thread;

step 2: wait for her to tell her how awesome you are because you hang around an idm forum that has a dorky slang for old

step 3: get rejected.

it's not like how it is in the movies wher eif you write a chick a letter or give her flowers she'll fall for you, you gotta make moves son let her know that you exist and that you like her existence.

good luck

  abusivegeorge said:

Call rape on her. Your younger, they'll believe you, her boyfriend will leave her, and no one will ever want to be with her, she will hate you, but at least you'll know she'll always be single, and when a woman is single, there is always a tiny hope, especially as you'll be the only boy who will want to tap that pussy, because shes a rapist, remember?

so wise.

george, srsly. well played.

raping girls are idm

don't take advice from watmm

also give up

  thanksomuch said:

  abusivegeorge said:

Call rape on her. Your younger, they'll believe you, her boyfriend will leave her, and no one will ever want to be with her, she will hate you, but at least you'll know she'll always be single, and when a woman is single, there is always a tiny hope, especially as you'll be the only boy who will want to tap that pussy, because shes a rapist, remember?

 

so wise.

 

george, srsly. well played.

Thanks girl :embrassed: .

  zaphod said:

you're actually her father, from the future, and her boyfriend is going to save the world. don't do this.

genuine lol. i think it's the "don't do this" that really got me.

show her your shimmering nuts!

Have you even spoken to her yet?

My last three girlfriends have been pillaged of other guys. Expect fights.

4chan's thatta way ------>

dudes, smell my fingers

Wow is that ylang ylang?

  Franklin said:

this does not sound insurmountable dude.

How can I overcome the obstacles? I am in love.

What is she like?

What is he like?

How 'together' do they appear?

Why do you like her?

Where are you in her social scene?

Have you ever spoken to her?

Does she know you exist?

What does she do?

  The Pod said:

  Franklin said:

this does not sound insurmountable dude.

 

How can I overcome the obstacles? I am in love.

You too, huh?

Are you making fun of me?

Well Capsaicin:

Love is nothing but a biochemical reaction in the brain designed to stimulate reproduction of the human species.

All human emotions are nothing but biochemical reactions there for a specific goal.

Understand this, understand how to manipulate these reactions, and the world is your oyster.

..gay