Aphex Twin BREAKING NEWS: Aphex Twin spotted at Cracow Main Square

Aphex Twin was spotted at Cracow Main Square recently. Many UK tourists visiting Cracow these days confirmed that, what would break the common misbelief that Sir Richard is not that known on the British Isles. Although they have claimed, in Poland RDJ seems to be a bit taller than in UK. He definitely stood out of the Polish crowd. Here is the proof:

Minutes after his presence was spotted, a beam of light from the sky hit the main square, and thousands of flyers were spread over the vivating crowd. Some started pryers, some started meditations, but every single man, woman and child had a bless on their face. Here is a proof:

Flyer front:

Flyer back:

And then the voice said from the sky: "Here is my son in love. In his music ya shall trust. Blessed all the ones, that believed in his new album in 2009 despite not heard it."

Unfortunately no proof for that, as my camera at this particular moment went out of service (as all of digital equipment in the place at that moment).

wat

I don't get it

Aphex Twin plays show, Fans spontaneously combust

lovely flyer though

Wait, he's reviewing a concert that will happen in a few months? omg, someone from the future and from Poland! They took r jobbbs

Tk r jbsss

I'm sure this joke is hilarious in Polish

I reckon Rich' is desperate for some cash for maintenance on his submarine

no man he upgraded to a mecha in 2k+5, analord binder money

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jf

The first post in this thread fucking sucked. The pictures were OK but the text was fucking college brat faggotry of the highest order. The fucker got really carried away and ended up embarrassing himself. It was cringeworthy the way he kept on going. Fucker must have been watching Dogma last night or something. Just not funny. Total fucking fail. Hat style.

  Dr Clitterhaus said:

The first post in this thread fucking sucked. The pictures were OK but the text was fucking college brat faggotry of the highest order. The fucker got really carried away and ended up embarrassing himself. It was cringeworthy the way he kept on going. Fucker must have been watching Dogma last night or something. Just not funny. Total fucking fail. Hat style.

Really? Where is your Monty Python like sense of humour Brits? I know my English is not good, amd that may have contributed to my post becoming pathetic, but c'mon, try to write the same in Polish :).

Why Fucker? Why all these bad words? Did I make any harm to any of you ?

I'm simply happy im going to see RDJ live.

And I've done with college 10+ years ago....

read the rules

  tomaswoj said:

Some started pryers, some started meditations, but every single man, woman and child had a bless on their face.

I had a bless on my face after lunch today, but luckily a kind soul pointed it out to me and I was able to wipe it off with my hankie before anyone else noticed. (that would have been so embarassing!)

Analogue Polish Bubblebath

  ZeroHour said:

wat

ditto

  analogue wings said:

I'm sure this joke is hilarious in Polish

lol