Guest aquinas Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 soooo i just moved to montreal, quebec, and as an english-speaking canadian who's not from quebec, there are pretty much no job opportunities if you don't speak french. and because quebec is legally its own nation, i'm basically an immigrant. the only job options for english speaking people here are a handful of illegal fly-by-night scam call centres, under-the-table dishwashing or manual labour jobs that pay well under minimum wage, or being a professional escort. and frankly you make a hell of a lot more money as an escort than any of the other options. so my question is, has anybody ever been an escort? is it like the movies where you have to fuck grossly obese 50-something shut-ins and scary cokehead rapists? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan C Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 I read this as "anybody ever been to a prostitute?" and I lolled. Now I've read it, not so much. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Dan C's signature Hide all signatures On 6/17/2017 at 12:33 PM, MIXL2 said: this dan c guy seems like a fucking asshole Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099914 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 On 8/11/2009 at 9:04 PM, Dan C said: I read this as "anybody ever been to a prostitute?" and I lolled. Now I've read it, not so much. Same. Wait, are you a guy or a girl? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099917 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 No, but I have some contacts I can pass on if any straight men in London fancy a go at it. I don't think I've got the body or the maturity really, but I've considered doing gay stuff cause those guys love twinks. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099920 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Benedict Cumberbatch Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 *looks at weed* Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099921 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Why don't you ask local prostitutes/escorts about the job? Maybe they give out pamphlets Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099922 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) http://www.guardian....ekend7.weekend1 An article about being a gay escort in London "Valued against my morals and my dignity, the cash didn't seem so great." LOL. What a pussy. Edited August 11, 2009 by Iain C Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099923 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Adjective Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 i'm going to just guess it's a bad idea and will end with you as close to bottom as one can get Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099926 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 On 8/11/2009 at 9:00 PM, aquinas said: soooo i just moved to montreal, quebec, and as an english-speaking canadian who's not from quebec, there are pretty much no job opportunities if you don't speak french. and because quebec is legally its own nation, i'm basically an immigrant. the only job options for english speaking people here are a handful of illegal fly-by-night scam call centres, under-the-table dishwashing or manual labour jobs that pay well under minimum wage, or being a professional escort. and frankly you make a hell of a lot more money as an escort than any of the other options. so my question is, has anybody ever been an escort? is it like the movies where you have to fuck grossly obese 50-something shut-ins and scary cokehead rapists? Go get a manual labour job, and keep your dignity intact. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099927 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 move out of Quebec. simple. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099936 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 it probably helps if you're easy on the eye. are you easy on the eye? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099942 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) seriously, move as far away from quebec as possible. why would *anyone* choose to live there unless they grew up there? go to toronto or calgary or vancouver or somewhere civilized. also quebec needs to separate from canada asap, seriously fuck them Edited August 11, 2009 by chax Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099950 Share on other sites More sharing options...
marf Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 whats wrong with quebec? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 On 8/11/2009 at 9:20 PM, Joyrex said: Go get a manual labour job, and keep your dignity intact. Work for less than minimum wage? LOL, that's not dignity. Making your own money on your own time is dignity. If your own morality can cope with it, why not? As the article says, a lot of guys get into it then realise it's not something they can do, but why not try it if you've no objections to start with? The money is very good and a lot of escorts - get this - actually enjoy their jobs. And if that offends the morality of some middle-aged Texan, who fucking cares? He's not selling himself on your street. Or on any street. Because that's not how it works. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chax Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 (edited) On 8/11/2009 at 10:08 PM, marf said: whats wrong with quebec? everything. they basically blackmailed and tried to screw over the entire country during the whole coalition BS last year in order to get as much money and power as possible. there were many under the table deals struck with the liberals and NDP to give large amounts of money to quebec on a consistant basis if they overthrew the government. the bloc quebecois party doesn't care about canada, only cares about quebec, and tries to extort as much money as possible from everyone. it's completely unfair to the rest of canada and they just need to separate already. what other political party only has one province in mind? it should be illegal to vote for them in federal elections. there are a huge amount of people who feel the same way about quebec as i do, it shouldn't come as a surprise edit - they actually threatened the entire unity of the country last year. i tolerated quebec for a long time, but after they pulled that, it's basically time for them to GTFO and form their own country alread. also sorry for the longwinded quebec political rant, i don't want to get offtopic about self-prostitution Edited August 11, 2009 by chax Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest assegai Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 [youtubehd]3omQikQYmgY[/youtubehd] Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099963 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Here's an article about fabulous young rent-boys in NYC: http://www.observer.com/2009/o2/hipster-rent-boys-new-york Quote “So many people hate their jobs but they need to keep them because they need to make money, and they can’t look for another job in this economy,” he said. “I’m happy that I’m able to make money and be happy at the same time. It’s like, I understand what a hooker is, but the difference between what a hooker is and what I think I am…” He paused. “I don’t think I’m a hooker. I guess I don’t really know what I am. A companion? I’m selling my time, my affection. Not my dick.” These guys seem real concerned about their loss of dignity. In b4 "gays have no dignity anyway". Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lala Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 serious answer to your actual question - 3 of my mates shag hookers and they're all mid-late 20's. usually they get well coked up, cant get it up, and then the hooker sells them more coke and that takes about 6hrs or £600 :thumbs: they're actually ok guys:] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lala's signature Hide all signatures Beethoven, ages ago, said: To play a wrong note is insignificant. To play without passion is inexcusable Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099967 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Noone's asking about visiting prostitutes; if he wanted to know about that he'd just ask lumpenprol. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099968 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 On 8/11/2009 at 10:15 PM, Iain C said: On 8/11/2009 at 9:20 PM, Joyrex said: Go get a manual labour job, and keep your dignity intact. Work for less than minimum wage? LOL, that's not dignity. Making your own money on your own time is dignity. If your own morality can cope with it, why not? As the article says, a lot of guys get into it then realise it's not something they can do, but why not try it if you've no objections to start with? The money is very good and a lot of escorts - get this - actually enjoy their jobs. And if that offends the morality of some middle-aged Texan, who fucking cares? He's not selling himself on your street. Or on any street. Because that's not how it works. iain, what is wrong with you today? you're being very controversial.... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099969 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Iain C Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Why, because I don't think being an escort is a sinful job? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 yeah Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099973 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beatfanatic Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 I didn't realize job opportunities were that bad in quebec for people who are not bilingual. Fuck Montreal and Quebec in general. About the escort issue. The fact that you have given it some consideration makes me believe that you are already over initial moral/dignity factor. Also is moving an option for you ?? I am assuming the answer is negative?? Anyways if you can move, movie to Toronto. Anyone can find a job there. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099975 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 I really dont think youre going to get a "yes" answer to this question. But can I ask how you ended up somewhere where you need to sell yourself? Other than that Im sure an escort service has a lot of things in place to stop you getting fucked over (metaphorically that is), a pimp on the other hand...... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Salads Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 On 8/11/2009 at 10:15 PM, Iain C said: On 8/11/2009 at 9:20 PM, Joyrex said: Go get a manual labour job, and keep your dignity intact. Work for less than minimum wage? LOL, that's not dignity. Making your own money on your own time is dignity. If your own morality can cope with it, why not? As the article says, a lot of guys get into it then realise it's not something they can do, but why not try it if you've no objections to start with? The money is very good and a lot of escorts - get this - actually enjoy their jobs. And if that offends the morality of some middle-aged Texan, who fucking cares? He's not selling himself on your street. Or on any street. Because that's not how it works. Just depends on your definition of dignity But if you want to stay human instead of being a soulless twat you shouldnt do whatever it takes for money Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/48071-anybody-ever-been-a-prostitute/#findComment-1099992 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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