post something that might as well come from the avatar above you

no officer, i haven't learned my lesson

hi my name is fx grin

I just licked your mums pussy

"I am a big man - yes I am - and I've got a big gun. Got me a big ol' dick, you know, and I like to have fun..."

"Apples with beards...... fucking IDM."

What the fuck an i doing with this sign?

scotland is really, really shit and I hate it.

I used to be a woman

we must mutilate the dead and throw them over the parapets

what happened to classical music?

Wizbits let himself go

"King in the castle, I have a chair"

"It cost 50 quid to have made but it was totally worth it"

"I was a naval hero in the anal barracks"

I dont care about your piles, your sister wants to watch Hollyoaks.

"Sticks and stones may break bones but this device sure does get some pleasure out of me buttocks, seen"

Take the picture guys, I gotta go to school

"sometimes I have fantasies about killing people and shitting on them"

Do you think the hat is "too much"?

Do you think the hat is "too much"?

"Man on LSD stabs dogs, says they 'bled rainbows'"

"Man on LSD stabs baby, says it 'bled rainbows'"

Oranges LP. Quite a good name for my next album mate. I think i'm gonna make it a bit funky, something new. Oranges, get me.

'wait..this isn't a tin of cuprinol...how the fuck am I meant to paint my fence with this road sign?'